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An animal alphabet of odd rhymes for adults with a sense of the absurd. Twenty six animal related poems from A to Z. Quirky verses for grown ups. Absurd, funny, or just plain weird, featuring Armadillos, Barnacles, Elephants and Lobsters. Also includes Unicorns, Yaks and the odd Quagga, plus nineteen more.
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Barnaby Wilde
Barnaby Wilde is the pen name of Tim Fisher. Tim was born in 1947 in Hertfordshire, United Kingdom, but grew up and was educated in the West Country. He graduated with a Physics degree in 1969 and worked in manufacturing and quality control for a multinational photographic company for 30 years before taking an early retirement to pursue other interests. He has two grown up children and currently lives happily in Devon.
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