Quirky Verse Series

Quirky verses with a loosely animal related theme, including armadillos, camels, stick insects, elephants and dodos, but not necessarily in that order.

A collection of verse taking a sideways view of life from birth to death and points between. How do you know if you are middle aged? Why are there so many bottles in your bathroom? Where exactly is that safe place where all your mislaid possessions are stored? Answers to these and many other of life's mysteries may be found here. ...and where exactly do socks go when they die? Ten further poems added, including considerations of Morris Dancing and the Immortality of Amoebas.

Another collection of quirky verse featuring some longer verses on subjects as diverse as flying saucers, fear of flying and dining room tables. Pausing along the way to ask, what if whales could fly? and do you need more than two pairs of shoes? Featuring 'The Ballad of Wayne and Bill' and 'Flying Over the Atlantic'. Puns and jokes as usual.

A collection of verse full of weak puns and jokes, loosely related by two men with long white beards, including 'Just Another Day in Paradise','Simply Saving Silences',and 'Twenty Things Worth Knowing, Including Some that Aren't'. Pausing along the way only to consider Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? What was best before sliced bread? and Could I dig half a hole instead?

35 New 'quirky' poems by Barnaby Wilde featuring Clockwork Wellingtons, Goldfish, Jugglers and Gingerbread Men, but not necessarily in that order, (and not a mention of elephants).

Extra Quirky verses by Barnaby Wilde ... A collection of unrelated verse packed with puns weak jokes and other strange stuff, including Carpets, Cabbages, Metaphysical Geography, Donuts, Kitchen Appliances, Centaurs and much much more, with just a little bit of elephant. Go on, you know you want to ...

A collection of quirky verse by Barnaby Wilde which is not at all rhinoceros. (Well, maybe just a little bit, at the end). A miscellany of verses full of weak puns, old jokes and a sense of the ridiculous, including 'A pyschiatrist's guide to empathetic garden design', 'Two flies walking on a bald man's head', and 'Acupuncture is a jab well done' amongst others. And absolutely no mention of rhinoceros (OK. perhaps a very little bit at the end).

An animal alphabet of odd rhymes for adults with a sense of the absurd. Twenty six animal related poems from A to Z. Quirky verses for grown ups. Absurd, funny, or just plain weird, featuring Armadillos, Barnacles, Elephants and Lobsters. Also includes Unicorns, Yaks and the odd Quagga, plus nineteen more.