The Bacteriologist At Play: Poems Without Homes
By Adam Savage
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About this ebook
Do you even remember what normal thoughts feel like? If not, you have found the book for you. Yes, it is a book. It has pages. The pages have words. Buy the book, and begin committing its words to memory. Within a matter of days, your life will change: People will bend to your will, your body will take on normal proportions once more, money will flood into your bank account like diarrhea, the laws of physics will come off as mere *suggestions*, and you'll find that your new "gift of tongues" allows you to converse with small animals (as well as the microbial world). Your only obligation 'pon completing this book is to communicate its contents to others. Recite it on street corners. Gift it to dads and grads to aid them in this world and the next. Disseminate its gnarled wisdom. Form new religions with this text as the centerpiece.
Adam Savage
Adam Savage is a maker, designer, television host, producer, husband, and father. He was the cohost of all 278 hours of MythBusters on the Discovery Channel for fourteen years and host of its 2019 spinoff MythBusters, Jr., as well as several other TV shows. He also makes stuff and tells his stories on his website Tested.com. He lives in San Francisco with his wife, twin boys, and two amazing dogs. Every Tool’s a Hammer is his first book.
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The Bacteriologist At Play - Adam Savage
The Word Game
I have never been to the city
The glass collapsing
The sniveling swiveling merchants
Light in the blood
Lend me your earballs and eyedrums
I'll take you for a walk
Some lurker
In the milky corner
An artist in the wrong venue
Staring into flames
Soon to be gone
Anecdotes from the abyss
Eat a paper sandwich
Take up the word game
And tell me
How it lives –
Good advice
Too bad
I didn't take it
He can crown with nuance
The Anything
But the author of this drama
Has fallen asleep
On a hallucination spree
That sauce
You don't remember
But live a little
It will come back to you
The City is Not a Place
The city is not a place
We are here
It is here
We are it
I see no one in the crowd
Just masks
The cars howl and never crash
The lines so straight
Sleep in
You have time
Until 1980
The bone-chewing air
Rough and about
The self-polluted soul
Of humanity
Dandruff of a former apocalypse
Automatic door
For the automatic life
Automatic love
For the automatic wife
No Plan
No plan
Just go
No plan
Let the city
Send you
Where it will
Pay attention
Listen
To its pulse
and
Try not to think
Ahead
You will miss
the cool calculations
and detailed logistics
of the other days
You may suffer
As you walk through
the mud
and remember that
you didn't comb your hair
or coordinate your clothes
to produce the desired
Effect.
You will find others
in need
Always
Others in need
Your eyes may meet
Your lips may move
You may find some light
And you may try to plan
Once more
No plan
Just go
No plan
Your specialization
Is windows
And there are windows
Everywhere
How about here?
Is this the place?
Have I arrived?
How will I know?
When will the doors open?
The backs of heads
Are all I see
Cleaning
Alterations
Arterioles
Antique mutations
The smooth road
Of constructs
The 26-lettered way
Bar codes
Binary knowledge
Mossed over
By the flowing weeds
Of creation
And you wait for it to appear
But
It is already here
The story found
Under a stranger's shoe
A microbial tale
Neglected
Your bones are rattled
Your hair is blown
When was the last time
When is the next time
Any
time
Any
time
at
all
No plan
Just go
No plan
Unfolding
What will I do
To this future me
Changing his thoughts like wax
Try
And sleep
These warping ribs
Try to sleep
People give me distance
The coyotes bleat
The huggable cancer
A small herd
The dry cold air
Awake and shriveled
The desires of time
She unsheathed her cashmere sweater
On Ampersand Street
A pound of dust filled the air
A fresh new look
The never-ending paper fugue
The musty shrapnel
Of my thoughts
A statistically ugly chance
The oven's on fire
But you stick with it
It'll stick with you
The distillate of history
The Norton