Fun Destinations

By Mia Rodriguez

Depending on where you go, traveling can be great or awful. Ms. Top Travel Agent is here to make certain you know what you’re in for when you make your plans—what human failings can disrupt your fun destinations. She explains them with precise detail so that traveling doesn’t become a horror show. Wherever you want to go, she can get you there but be warned first.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mia Rodriguez
• Release date: Oct 4, 2019
• ISBN: 9780463771921

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Fun Destinations

Copyright 2019 Mia Rodríguez

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Dedication

To all who are looking for a way to save humanity from its own destruction.

Table of Contents

Author’s Note

Preface

Chapter 1

Fun Destinations Travel Agency

Chapter 2

Taco Heaven

Chapter 3

Earth

Chapter 4

Cycle of Human Life

Chapter 5

Complicated Creatures

Chapter 6

Self-Preservation

Chapter 7

Gender

Chapter 8

Scapegoating

Chapter 9

Superiority Thinking

Chapter 10

Others

Chapter 11

The Bigotry Cycle

Chapter 12

Bigotry

Chapter 13

Power and Money

Chapter 14

Brainwash

Chapter 15

Assumed Truths

Chapter 16

Evil

Chapter 17

Good Guys vs. Bad Guys

Chapter 18

Who?

Chapter 19

The Minimizing Jesus Superiority Game

Chapter 20

Self-correcting/the Morality Test

Chapter 21

Self-correcting/The Case for Diversity

Chapter 22

Self-correcting/The 3 P’s

Chapter 23

Mission Statement

Chapter 24

The Human Race Obituary

Chapter 25

Surviving and Thriving

Chapter 26

Be Better

Author’s Note

So much going on in today’s world is very troubling to me. Why can’t we just get along? That’s been a central theme in my work. So here goes another book with me trying to ask that ENORMOUS question—that incredibly important inquiry. As I’ve said before, I reserve the right to plagiarize my own work. Some ideas are worth repeating over and over again.

As always, I thank you for taking this journey of exploration and dissection with me. We’ve got to insist on figuring out how to get along versus out-superior one another, don’t you think?

Preface

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’ve won many awards. Many. Okay, I’m bragging. But I have worked super hard to be the best travel agent possible. What kind of travel would you like? Business? Adventurous? Family? Peaceful? Solitude? Luxury? Sport?

What kinds of locations would you like? Exotic, safari, jungle, island, or desert?

How about unique? Mind blowing? Inspirational? Spiritual?

How about a romantic getaway? How does that grab you?

I’ve got it all. But I’m obligated to tell you, my conscious demands it, STAY AWAY from Earth. I strongly recommend this. That planet is only bad news! Only trouble with a capital T!

Chapter 1

Fun Destinations Travel Agency

If you’re reading this then my document translator is doing a terrific job. I write it in my language and you understand it in yours. Don’t you love modern technology?!

Whatever your native tongue is or your species I can help with your travel plans. Whatever planet you’re from or spot in our vast universe, I can help with your trips. Let me explain my qualifications. I’ve been a travel agent for a wee under a century. I, Horizon Sol, know it’s not very long but still a century is nothing to sneeze at. And I’ll have you know that I have virtually thousands upon thousands of recommendation letters by extremely satisfied customers. And as I’ve mentioned before, I’ve got awards from Space Travel Digest, Ride A Comet, Wormhole Destinations, Galaxy Tourism, and Supernova Explosive Adventures to name a few.

Also, I’ve been the number one travel agent to the stars for quite a few decades in a row. I can help you plan out your next fabulous excursion to almost anywhere…except, I reiterate, Earth.

Chapter 2

Taco Heaven

So, let me convince you to travel to anywhere else, other than Earth, in the universe. ANYWHERE ELSE! Neptune has the most spectacular views! What about their space oceans? They’re truly majestic with waves so high, they envelope you in nature’s power. How about traveling to Saturn? Its incomparable rings will take your breath away. How about Venus? Or even Pluto?—not a huge destination spot but I assure you fun nonetheless!

Really, any planet, moon, or constellation is better than where earthlings reside. WAY BETTER! But I do understand that some of you want to visit the birthplace of one of the best things ever created—the TACO. Mmmmmm. Just thinking about this all-inclusive food makes my mouth water.

Mmmmmmmmm.

Still, I must implore you to reconsider your stance on journeying to Earth. I know of the best taquería—taco place—in the whole universe. Well, other than the ones in Mexico, of course. But let me point out that this Mexican eatery has something the Earth ones don’t—taco fillings from all over the universe! You just haven’t lived until you eat vegetarian from Saturn, fish from Neptune, or cows raised in the winds of Mars, or other fillings from so many other planets. And what about SALSA! Supernova salsa is literally out of this world! Literally! It explodes in your mouth with flavor!

This wonderful taco truck is usually located right by Jupiter, at the corner of—why don’t I just e-mail you the address with directions. I’d be happy to if you so do wish to nourish yourself at Mex-Space Tacos.

Have I convinced you of desisting in traveling to Earth? I suggest a virtual tour instead if you feel you simply must go there. These types of tours feel so unbelievably real. New technology is sooo amazing. I implore you not to knock this type of travel until you’ve tried it. BUT if you insist on trekking over to the tiny planet, then I’ll have to put my foot down when it comes to your kids.

I WILL NOT ARRANGE THOSE TICKETS!

Not on a spaceship. Not on a Metro. Not on a rocket. Not on… Not on ANYTHING! In good conscience I cannot be the one who arranges for your little ones to visit that horrid place. You should see what many earthlings do to children! How they square all type of horrors in their own minds to excuse an evil they refuse