Amazing Short Stories: ASS

By Olamide Ojo

Amazing Short Stories (A S S) includes short stories; Super Eternal Transformation (S E T) and Fighting Under Casper King (F U C K). Super Eternal Transformation (S E T): The controversial director, Madman Gin is back at it again. This time, she decides to film the very tragic life of Vick Scaner whose fiancee has just left him at the alter. The only thing is that Vick does not know he is being filmed. He just knows that his luck is beginning to change in drastic ways.
Fighting Under Casper King (F U C K): The womanizing general Casper has found his next target, the city of Glendell. Read as commander Hansome Mystii and his fellow knights brave the wrath of the army of Conilius to save the things worth fighting and dying for, passionate love and the will to live.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Olamide Ojo
• Release date: Jul 7, 2019
• ISBN: 9780463327661

Olamide Ojo

Hello,Olamide Ojo is a published poet and author. He studied creative composition and writing for about five years in Nigeria. His passion and love for writing help bring the world of imaginable possibilities to life.His debut novel, Unfinished Business is now on Amazon and other stores. Unfinished Business is an intriguing romantic thriller set in Paris, France.His website www.olamideojo.com showcases review chapters of his present and upcoming works.

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Amazing Short Stories (A S S)

By

Olamide Ojo

Featuring

Super Eternal Transformation (S E T)

and,

Fighting Under Casper King (F U C K)

S E T

Super Eternal Transformation

Chapter 1

Alter Call

Vick Scaner sat on the porch by his television asking himself, is it better to have loved and lost than to not have love at all? He could not answer that question amid his present situation. Barbra was the only girl for me, and she left me at the altar for my friend, Vick complained in distraught.

Vick was a 35-year-old, five foot and six inches, overweight sales manager at a car company. His girlfriend, Barbra had been cheating on him for the past five years that they had been together. Furthermore, she was controlling and always maltreated Vick. He was infatuated with Barbra. He over-looked a lot of tells that Barbra was not committed to the relationship. She always made excuses as to why she could not make several of their mutually planned dates. Vick always thought she travelled a lot for her job. She was the secretary to Vick’s best friend, Leroy. It was a job that Vick had helped her get. Although Vick had a feeling that Leroy and Barbra might be having a fling, he convinced himself otherwise and decided he was paranoid. It was not until the day of their wedding, two weeks ago, when he was left at the altar that he realized he should have addressed his concern in a more serious manner.

Vick, who had been friends with Leroy longer than he had been with Barbra, was depressed beyond words. He watched his once beloved girlfriend, Barbra run away with his one of few friends, Leroy. When the heart-broken man asked why she did such a thing to him, all she could say was: Leroy is more of a man than you could ever be. Those words have been ringing in Vick's head for the past two weeks since the incident. All he did since that time was drink and eat thereby making him gain 20 more pounds to his already overweighed body of 250. Hey Vick, are you in there? Vick’s co-worker said. This is Erik from work. Vick did not move an inch from where he sat. He barely heard his doorbell ringing. He had been sitting in the same spot for the last two weeks, getting up only to get food from his freezer and to order from Thai and Chinese restaurants. Vick still had on a shirt and trouser from his never-happened wedding. Hi Vick, I let myself in, the door was open… damn! Dude you stink as hell man Erik, Vick’s co-worker could barely finish his words because of the stench he perceived as he entered Vick’s two-bedroom apartment.

Vick remained quiet as he stared at the television he hadn't changed since he sat on his couch. Erik noticed the take-out plates all around Vick's already messed up apartment. Dude look at you man, this ain't right fool. I know you went through hell but this will not solve your problem home boy. Eric, who was a tall and nice looking Latin American man, said as he was trying to comfort his co-worker.

Dejected Vick was surprised at Eric’s behavior because they had just recently started talking.

Hey man, you would not feel any better if you lock yourself up in this place, Erik said looking around before he finished his words. Come on, let's go out tonight, you, me, and some big booties all up in our faces all night bro! Vick's reactions were as if he hadn't heard a word Erik had said, but he nodded his head and got up and headed towards his room.

Holy shit dude! Even ass smells better than you right now man! Damn! Eric exclaimed with a horrific look as soon as Vick got up. Vick did not care because he was not listening. His ex-words still rang in his head as he walked to his bathroom. He took off his clothes, looked at himself in the mirror with tears rolling down his face. At least I got my hair, whispering his first words since the incident. He then looked at himself and noticed his hair receding. Fuck he muttered. Fuck! he said louder than the first time. Afterwards, Vick had a brief moment of silence with fast angry breathtaking.

Ahhhh!!!!!! Shit! Shit! Fuck! Ahhhhhh!!!! Vick screamed as he punched the mirror angrily and repetitively. Eric rushed into the room and tried to calm him down. After several minutes of episodic freak-outs, Vick calmed down. I am sorry you had to see that," Vick said.

Thank you.

The only thing I am sorry about is looking at your fat ass in that, holy shit dude. Vick had forgotten about the women’s underwear he had on. Vick's thought went back to his intentions for wearing a bikini; to get a big laugh out of it on their honeymoon that never happened. He couldn’t admit this, but he also wore the underwear because he wanted to fulfill a sexual fantasy that he always dreamt about.

Oh shit, I forgot all about that, Vick said. Eric shrugged in disgust and continued.

Look man, I know some messed up things just happened to you in recent times, Eric said, and I can't tell you I know how you feel cus I don’t. But what I do know right now is you have got to pull your shit together and move the fuck on. You feel me bro?

You suck at this dude, Vick said.

Haha, Eric laughs, yeah I know. But thanks, Vick said, you are right, I need to g…

Dude we can finish this conversation in a more appropriate manner, Eric interrupted. Get cleaned up, I will be waiting outside.

Chapter 2

Getting over Barbra

In the process of taking a shower and getting dressed up, Vick thought of