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A MATURE lady went to her son’s place to call in on her new daughter-in-law while the son was at work. She knocked on the door and the daughter-in-law opened it completely naked. “What are you doing?” the mother-in-law demanded.

“I’m going to welcome my handsome new husband home wearing his favourite dress,” the daughter-in-law replied. “He calls it my ‘Love Dress’.”

Later, the lady was at home and thought about her daughter-in-law’s plan, and decided she too wanted to give her husband a nice surprise when he came home from work. So

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