Let us Laugh Until We Burst

By Laurent Asteria

Before you read this book we think it would be a wise practice if we caution you that you will really laugh, and the laughter may not cease immediately, it may go on recurring periodically even when you have finished reading the book. However, this is a desirable deed as far as health is concerned. You know that laughing is healthy; we care about your well being, that is why we do all these. So we urge upon you to cooperate with us in this honorable task of laughing.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Laurent Asteria
• Release date: Jun 8, 2019
• ISBN: 9780463204375

Laurent Asteria

Sex and Politics: You will be surprised to find this title in one of the books we sell here. We also were greatly surprised when we received the insight to compile contents under this title. In some cases we were diffident to write what we have written, under moral reasons, but we also would feel guilty for evading our humanly obligation to disseminate what we believe is truth. We call it truth because we see it exists in really life. It is our presumption that the topic of Sex and Politics might have elicited curiosity among our readers on what exactly is it about. In short, what we have written under this topic is that: Politics is supreme and powerful; its effects spread throughout all spheres of human life, including sex. Therefore, politics MUST exercise its supremacy by determining the governance of sex. Politics should do this by embracing sex and romance as a priority in their policies; to address sex and romance as an important social need which is to be integrated as an aspect which deserves political administration. To create free and fair environment in which all individuals are able to pursue their romantic and sexual potentials regardless any barrier such as economic, social or biological statuses. In this way politics will easily accomplish its agenda of true peace and tranquility in the society. Just to remind our beloved readers: It is important to notice that some of the contents we write in our books are our own opinions on what we think things should be; and not the exact way we act in our daily conducts or persuade somebody to act so. However, we cry that people read our books in details because many solutions to problems we face, individually and as societies, rest in the heavy work we have done and now we present to you. We adore your money; that is why we have given you the honor of being someone who provides us a living by buying our books. Therefore, we hope that you will consider supporting us by buying our books so that to encourage us continue bringing you further works. One thing we want to assure you about any of our books is that, once you finish reading them you will never regret for your money and time. Despite the beautiful job we have invested in our books, we only charge the lowest possible price; our greatest pay is when we see your smile. Backed with knowledge in psychology and philosophy, plus the experience in working with different societies and as occasional writers in local newspapers, we believe we have a lot to deliver to our people for the sake of our happiness, knowing that no body is happy if the other is not. The first few pages of each of our books have been given as free samples for you to read, you can even download the sample by clicking appropriate links as you will be guided on our profile page. In case you would like to reach us, send us an E-mail through: [e-mail]

Book preview

This is a collection of both humor and comic stories precisely designed to entertain and amuse you. Each story has a separate subtitle as shown in the table of content above. Also we have provided some first pages of this book as free sample for you to read. Follow the instructions by clicking appropriate links to be able to read or download the free pages.

In the time of your reading of this book we hope that you will be laughing like this: Hahaaaa, Heheheee, Ohohooo, Huhuuuhh! Such kind of laughing can make the reading of this book more enjoyable and hence supplement the efforts you probably might be undertaking to grow a paunch.

Read this book devoutly, and then grin exuberantly to expose your teeth. If you grin you allow a fresh breeze to infuse into your teeth, and when your teeth get a fresh breeze you may no longer need a toothbrush. In addition, in case you feed inadequately, the laughter can compensate for the little food and enrich your stomach with some alternative kilograms; therefore you may no longer need extra food.

This is just to remind ourselves the great role that humor possesses in contributing to our well being, both psychologically and physiologically. It was prophesied by our ancestors that time is coming when people shall laugh until they become tough; this means that the laughter shall make them fatter.

The Elderly Visitor

I am old now. Mzee Senene Mnene talks to himself as he caresses his face with his right palm; he flinches and shudders when he feels the wrinkles drawn abundantly on his face. Sitting on a dry tree-log behind his hut, he grumbles, "But it has been too sudden, isn’t it very