Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters: Blocks, Boxes, Blasts, and Blow-Outs
By Brian Boone
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Inside you will find hysterical gut-busters such as:
Q: How do Creepers listen to music?
A: On a boombox.
Q: How do you feel if you see a floating mob overhead?
A: A-ghast!
This joke book for kids ages 5 and up comes complete with silly illustrations to make these jokes even funnier. Whether you’re at home or school, you can have all your friends and family in stitches over these hilarious Minecraft jokes!
Brian Boone
Brian Boone is an editor and writer for the bestselling Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader line of trivia and humor books. He wrote I Love Rock n’ Roll (Except When I Hate It) and coauthored American Inventions: Big Ideas That Changed Modern Life and How to Make Paper Airplanes. He has contributed to How Stuff Works, Barnes & Noble Reads, McSweeney’s, Splitsider, Someecards, The Onion, Adult Swim, and Funny or Die. He lives in Oregon with his family.
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Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters - Brian Boone
INTRODUCTION
Hey, we heard you dig Minecraft, so we tooled around for a while, shoveled a few things around, and BOOM—we came up with this joke book just for you. Thanks for picking up Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters: Blocks, Boxes, Blasts & Blow-Outs.
We’ve taken a long look at the Minecraft world to find the funny side of all of the ore-seeking and creeper-wrecking. Minecraft may look dark and serious, but trust us: There’s a lot of humor to be mined. (Ha!) Whether you’re a longtime Minecrafter or a new kid on the block,
we think you’ll have an explosively good time reading and telling your friends these jokes, and this book will make a great tool in your arsenal of tools against the real hostile mobs: people with no sense of humor!
So start chipping away at these jokes. They’re diamonds in the rough! Comedy gold! They’ll really help you get the lead out!
CHAPTER 1
BLOCK PARTY
Q: Where does Steve’s best friend live?
A: Just around the block.
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Q: Have you seen the new Minecraft movie?
A: You haven’t? It’s a blockbuster!
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Q: Where does Steve get his taxes done?
A: H&R Block.
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Q: What do zombies and skeletons need in the morning?
A: Sunblock.
Q: Why are there no cars in Minecraft?
A: Because the streets are blocked off.
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Q: How do you block the sun?
A: Sunblock.
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Q: What’s the most popular playground game in Minecraft?
A: Four Square.
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Q: How come Steve doesn’t get invited to parties?
A: He’s too square.
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Q: Why did Steve quit social media?
A: He kept getting blocked.
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Q: Why is everything in Minecraft made of blocks?
A: Because it’s hard to stack up spheres.
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Q: Why was Steve a terrible author?
A: Writer’s block!
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Q: How does Steve defend his house?
A: He blocks the door.
Q: What’s the top social network for Minecrafters?
A: Faceblock.
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Q: How does a Minecrafter get exercise?
A: They run around the block.
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Q: Why did Steve put wood blocks on his bed?
A: So he could sleep like a log.
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Q: Did you hear about the farmer who only planted blocks of hay?
A: He thought he could grow straw-berries.
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Q: How do you stop a hostile mob from attacking you?
A: You block their path.
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Q: What did Minecraft Christopher Columbus do?
A: He proved the world was square.
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Q: What happens when a chicken lays a square egg?
A: It says ouch!
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Q: Why would Charlie Brown do well in Minecraft?
A: Because he’s a blockhead!
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Q: Who’s a Minecrafter’s favorite composer?
A: Johann Sebastian Block.
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Q: What is Notch’s only character flaw?
A: He can’t think outside the blocks.
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Q: How do you know if your Minecraft character is sick?
A: Its nose is blocked.
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Q: What did the dirt block say to Steve?
A: Why are you always picking on me?
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Q: How much dirt is in a hole that measures two blocks by three blocks by four blocks?
A: There is no dirt in a hole! (At least not