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    Nice and Naughty: A Holiday Sampler of Erotic Verse
    Nice and Naughty: A Holiday Sampler of Erotic Verse
    Nice and Naughty: A Holiday Sampler of Erotic Verse
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    Nice and Naughty: A Holiday Sampler of Erotic Verse

    By Fred Twain

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    Nice and Naughty: A Holiday Sampler of Erotic Verse by F. Twain is a fast sleigh ride of thrilling erotic stories set in a wide variety of rhyming styles, from free verse to intricately rhymed quatrains worthy of The Bard. This even dozen sampler of cleverly sexy poems tease the adult mind with curiosity, swelling with Shakespearian innuendo then breaking free with explicit depictions of life-like acts of outright naughtiness. While just under 10,000 words, each word has been masterfully chosen to set a mood that will set the stage for romance and erotic pleasure, absolutely ideal for reading aloud to one's lover. While the stories include implied heterosexual boy-girl plots, the intensity of the language and the imaginative kinkiness of the outside-the-box naughtiness will appeal to couples of all kinds and perhaps give them ideas for extra-ciricular Christmas activities of their own that can be expanded upon throughout the year. Pamela, for example, is a buttoned-down legal secretary who thinks nothing of throwing herself and her lover on top of a stranger's car on a downtown street to have sex, on a mid-December night. Eve wants to be a Geisha but finds herself living in the wrong country. Zelda is an S and M pest exterminator who fancies herself an Angel of Erotic Death, but who nonetheless falls in love every few thousand years. You'll love every shocking stanza, and laugh out loud as well.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherFred Twain
    Release dateDec 10, 2018
    ISBN9780463200070
    Nice and Naughty: A Holiday Sampler of Erotic Verse

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