Her Majesty's Toilet: A Fairy Tale of Desperation and Drinking

By Kaylee Kennicott

As a foreign Ambassador, I chronicle the unique cultural and erotic practices of the Queendom, an insulated country led by a beloved female monarch. The Queen is treated with the reverence of a deity, and has the unique ability to perform much-desired "liquid baptisms" for her citizens.

One of the primary tenets of this Queendom is that the monarch -- and the whole royal family -- has the ultimate right to relieve themselves wherever and whenever they like. The citizens of the Queendom believe it is the ultimate blessing for their Queen to relieve herself on THEM.

In the course of my travels, I meet the official royal attendants, the Bishops, and the common people who receive the Queen's liquid blessings. And, to my surprise, the Queen grants me royal rights during my visit so that I might experience the same privilege that she does.

Having royal rights means I can relieve myself wherever I want...and it also means I get my own royal attendant, a beautiful young man who wants me to use him...

Features: piss erotica, piss drinking, pissing in mouths, pissing on others, pissing in pussy, cock pissing

• Language: English
• Publisher: Kaylee Kennicott
• Release date: Oct 3, 2018
• ISBN: 9780463065136

Kaylee Kennicott

Kaylee is 25 years old and writes erotica.

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HER MAJESTY’S TOILET

Kaylee Kennicott

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Copyright 2018 Kaylee Kennicott

HER MAJESTY’S TOILET: A FAIRY TALE OF DESPERATION AND DRINKING

After a full day of touring the Queen's estate and speaking with her staff members (or, more accurately, watching as they serviced their lady with silent, adoring expressions), nighttime arrived.

It was my first evening acting in the official capacity of Ambassador to this country and I was determined to make a good impression among the wider political circles of the Queendom.

Not that it would have mattered to any members of this insulated, exotic land, but I wore my most formal attire by the standards of the United Council and thought I made quite a neat picture on my way down the grand staircase to the state dinner.

The Queen certainly had prepared a lavish spread, giving me - and by extension, the country I represented - the respect we merited on the occasion of seeking an alliance between our two nations. The banquet hall was filled with merry tables of local (and powerful) figures: politicians and wealthy merchants and healers and academics, all who had turned out to show their support for the budding friendship (and trade) between us.

I had found the Queen a particularly gracious host during my first morning and afternoon in the Queendom, even if it was still taking me time to adjust to the local customs.

As I intend to bring this journal to the capital with me at the end of my stay here, that it may better serve as a travelogue, resource, and guide to the exotic traditions and social nuances of this place, I am prepared to explore and reflect on some of the more outlandish practices. I feel a little like an anthropologist in a foreign land, trying to preserve the knowledge of such strange places beyond our own comfortable homes.

The most important item to note is that the citizens of this country worship their Queen. Not only does she function as a political and symbolic figurehead of the country, as well as wielding great power in her own right, but she also adopts a sort of spiritual role in which she is treated with the reverence of a divine being.

The citizens consider favor or attention from her to be a blessing, even at times when our own citizens might not see her gestures as very benevolent or gracious. But trust me when I say that the people of this nation respond powerfully to their Queen, and shower her with love and affection, when she deigns to bless them.

This blessing most often takes the form of something like liquid baptism. One of the primary tenets of this Queendom is that the monarch - and the whole royal family by extension - has the ultimate right to relieve themselves wherever and whenever they like. It is their ultimate prerogative to choose the nature and context of their output.

Because of this fact, the citizens of the Queendom believe it is the ultimate blessing for their Queen