The Oatmeal Bath: And Other Poems That Make Kids Laugh
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Lorraine L. Hollowell
At a young age, Lorraine L. Hollowell often heard her father recite long story-type poems which she became very fond of. Her favorite was The Spider and the Fly by Mary B. Howitt. Mrs. Hollowell decided she would write some story-type poems of her own. The Oatmeal Bath and Other Poems that Make Kids Laugh is her first children?s poetry book. She hopes you enjoy reading it as much as she enjoyed writing it.
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The Oatmeal Bath - Lorraine L. Hollowell
© Copyright 2013 Lorraine L. Hollowell.
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without the written prior permission of the author.
isbn: 978-1-4669-7926-0 (sc)
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Table of Contents
Grandma June Wears Glasses
Tackled Peanut Butter
Save Me! I’m Hungry!
Mom’s Bad Luck
Kangarooapoo
The Scent
Danny Hugged a Porcupine
Where’s the Turkey?
Chocolate Fever
The Haircut
Grace
Saved by Apple Pie
How Can I Eat this Baked Potato?
Don’t Eat Me!
Picking on My Sister
Behave!
Tag
The Snake and the Mole
Just Plain Lazy
A Creature Took It
My Conscience is a Naughty Boy
A Fly is in the Pie
Melvin is Like a Turtle
A Passing Grade!
Always a Teacher
Are We Moving to the Mountains?
The Junkyard
Cousin Brig Almost Drowned
The Fixing Man
Bumped Toe
My Funny Bones Started Laughing
Real Sinclair
Aunt Sue Went Bowling
Invisible Letters
Bad Aim
My Neighbor, the Cat
The Runny Nose Race
Jason Steps on His Toes
Feet, You Stink!
A Tennis Shoe Nightmare
Good-bye Nails
Hopping to the Wedding
Rocker’s Locker
Blinded by Close Tight Glue
Blue-Haired Sister
My Sister and I are Opposites
Won Day I’ll Bee a Mathematishon
Mom’s Ironing
No Homework
Miss Dercy
My Teacher’s Like a Tornado
The Mosquito
The Black Cat
Don’t Signs
My Dad’s a Bona Fide Rock Hound
Chased by a Gorilla
Chased by a Pit Bull
Road Kill
Cold House
Darrick was Never Bad Until…
If I Were Principal
The Principal’s Coming!
Pencil and Eraser
My Pencil Had Control of Me
Where’s Tim?
The Oatmeal Bath
Don’t Forget the Toilet Paper
My Brother Drives a Car
Strange Drivers
My Little Train
Failed Bank Robbery
Max’s Trampoline
Mr. and Mrs. McTony
The Secret
Bud
You’re Invited to My Party
Tommy Ball Walks on the Wall
Where Invisible Creatures Play
This book is dedicated to my husband, James,
my daughter, Sharlene, my son, William Bill,
and all the children I’ve ever taught.
Grandma June Wears Glasses
Grandma%20June%20Wears%20Glasses%201.jpgGrandma June wears glasses.
With them, she sees fine,
But without her two inch glasses on
Grandma’s nearly blind.
Today she thought she was feeding
Little Nat in his high chair,
But it wasn’t Little Nat at all.
It was Little Nat’s teddy bear.
Once she walked into a tree
In Reverence Maxwell’s yard.
Too bad she didn’t see that tree
’Cause she bumped her head real hard.
When Reverend Maxwell came outside,
She thought he was a snake.
She hit him five times on his head
With his brand new wooden rake.
She lost her glasses at the park
And couldn’t see a thing.
She caught a squirrel with a fishing rod
And barbequed a swing.
Yes, Grandma June wears glasses,
And with them, she sees swell.
Too bad she wasn’t wearing them
When she fell down the well.
Grandma%20June%20Wears%20Glasses%202.jpgTackled Peanut Butter
My brother began to shake his head.
He shook it up and down.
He shook that head from side to