Girls' Guide to Getting Off: A Masturbation Book

By Hope Taylor

comprehensive guide to being sexual with yourself, maybe with a friend and in your mind. No overly clinical mumbo jumbo, not too hippie skippy and not pornographic...This little book packs a punch with a hint of humor. It may shock you a tad. It may tickle your funny bone.
The authors hope is that it will free you, amuse you and pleasure you. Take it home and get cozy. It is time to relax into your imaginative fantasies while opening the most pleasurable areas of the body and mind.
This is the perfect book for you, your partner or friend and maybe even that bitchy boss you wish would chill out. Everyone needs an escape hatch now and again and this is it.
The perfect vacation without having to go anywhere.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: Jan 30, 2014
• ISBN: 9781491845165

Book preview

Prologue

Pillow Talk

I was encouraged to give the story of conception for this book. So, here it is.

I was lying on my girlfriend’s bed, on a particular pillow (see technique section), and she screeched, Get off that pillow!

So I, being an antagonist mixed with a slight touch of masochism, grabbed the pillow and said, "Oooh, what? This pillow?"

She screeched again, and I continued to taunt her and press for an explanation. I pleaded, In the name of our friendship, ’fess up! You’re being weird, and this behavior is unfounded!

Why would my dear friend not give me an answer about a pillow?

Finally, she ’fessed up that it was her masturbation pillow.

What was that?

Before she explained, I took the time to berate her for not trusting me as a friend. I knew, obviously, with her reaction to my inquiry, that this must be taboo.

Once she explained in detail, I—or rather, we—noted that this was sad. It was sad socially, societally, and between old friends (for more than a decade) that either of us would feel shame in a beautiful and natural