Mr. Schemfumnickel: The Little Elf with the Real Bright Buttons!

By Justin Jadestone

Imagine if you will a book that teaches parents as well as kids, teaches them both of the things that they did. Be they good things or bad, be they happy or sad, no matter what you think no matter how you feel just remember the little elf with all the buttons on his pants and vest that will show you how to live. How Mr. Schemfumnickel change's sad to happy and bad to good with a flash of a button from under his hood.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: May 16, 2011
• ISBN: 9781491802137

Justin Jadestone

My Name is _____________ I am the Author of Mr. Schemfumnickel. When I was younger I had to take care of my three sisters while my parents were at work. It was the most enjoyable time I had as a youngman. It thought me so much about raising kids that by the time I was twenty two years old I knew that when I got married that I wanted seventeen children. I wanted my wife to have fourteen of them and we would adopt three. Little did I know Women have wants also, no more than two or three. So when I met the Love of my life and approached her with that proposition she started laughing, and I that was the end of that qwest. But my Love of kids did not end there, no by all means no. When I found out you can have all the kids you want and more by being an Educator, that's when I became a substitute teacher. I sub for children from Kindergarded to the twevleth grade. It was the most glorifying experience that I had ever known! Seeing the smiles and joy, laughther, and sometimes even saddness that these beautiful little angels displayed was unatainable any where else; God had truely brought me to my calling, besides writing. So here I am trying my hardest to write a different type novel and from out of nowhere I started writing a childrens books. That's how I know that this book was written through me by God's thoughts! I've been a christian and saved since I was six yeas old. I Live in one of the most Beautiful States in the country Arizona. I've only been in Arizona a little while but it grows on you. I Love going to Church and Helping people when im able. The things that I write in this book is a reflection of what I've seen throught out the years with kids!

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First published by AuthorHouse 8/11/2011

ISBN: 978-1-4634-1322-4 (sc)

ISBN: 978-1-4918-0213-7 (e)

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Contents

Chapter 1

The Beginning of Dimple Town

Chapter 2

A Land Beyond

Chapter 3

A Ride to Remember

Chapter 4

Above All Things

Chapter 5

A Wintery Slide

Chapter 6

A Comic Book View

Chapter 7

A New Life

Chapter 1

The Beginning of Dimple Town

This will be plain and oh so simple, I from this day on will be known as Mr. Schemfumnickel. Please do not fright, because I will not bite but unless you like, schem, schem, schem. I come from a land where everyone knows; I come from a land where everyone goes. It’s a land so far away; it’s a land where kids love to play! Way out yonder and far beyond, this place I call home is so much fun! All the children come from miles around to see the wonderful Dimples Town! The trees, they bloom all year long, and every day, the birds sing beautiful songs, song s of joy and happiness—that’s what they sing, and lots of joy and laughter is what they bring.

The river of gold runs through the middle of town; there are cheers and smiles because no one frowns. Once again, I will make this simple and talk a little about the name of Mr. Schemfumnickel! The s stands for smiles, songs, and success. The c stands for class, caring, and clear happiness. The h stands for hoot, holler, and praise God and hooray. The e stands for Everything is going to be all right, even on your least happiest days. The m stands for many marvelous miracle people. The f stands for forgiveness, freedom, and fun for you and me. The u stands for universal kindness throughout the land. And the other m stands for Make sure you always love your mother and your father, even when you think they don’t understand. The n stands for Now is the time for you to have fun, and the i stands for itty bitty, little feet