The Phone Poem Book: Simple Gifts
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dachshund, Simon, his love of nature, its creatures, the flowers and elements in his wifes garden (a new-to-the-garden old white door), the advent of winter and spring, angels, demons, the movements of planets and stars, some current events,etc. The second part of the book contains a different order of humorous verse based on events that occurred during the authors past as he and his wife attempted to rear their 3 children and live together as a loving family. These longer
poems, organized around the theme, Simple Gifts, are from varying points of view: father (My Son the Ninja), mother (My Flaw), but especially the children, as in the delightful Eyeball Soup, the poignant Clip-Clop the Wonder Horse, Nightmare,Pierced Ears, Daddys Nose, The Snicker-Snack Man, and more. The second volume of Phone Poems also contains another new (to these works) literary form,the parable, wherein the reader is invited to participate in discovering the meaning
of a brief story. The most unusual of the 4 parables is The Text, told from the third person limited point of view of an angel who is given a difficult task by his ultimate superior.
L. Eugene Startzman
Professor Startzman earned a B.A. degree from Heidelberg College in Tiffin, Ohio and an M.A. and Ph.D. (1970) from Ohio University in Athens, Ohio. He has taught English and American literature, as well as numerous General Studies courses, at Berea College in Berea, Kentucky from 1967-2008. He received the Seabury Award for excellence in teaching in 1997. Professor Startzman is an avid reader and considers Dante, Shakespeare, Milton, Flannery O'Connor, J. R. R. Tolkien and C. S. Lewis among his favorite authors and primary influences.
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The Phone Poem Book - L. Eugene Startzman
© 2010 L. Eugene Startzman. All rights reserved.
No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.
First published by AuthorHouse 12/8/2010
ISBN: 978-1-4520-6302-7 (sc)
ISBN: 978-1-4520-6303-4 (hc)
ISBN: 978-1-4520-6301-0 (e)
Library of Congress Control Number: 2010911930
Printed in the United States of America
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Cover design by Michael Startzman
For my sons and daughter, John-David, Michael,
and Johanna, who were the inspiration
for many of the simple gifts.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
I am once again extremely grateful to my two good friends, Phyllis Gabbard and Carol de Rosset, for their continued excellent help with content, formatting, proofing, and especially, that necessary intangible—dependable moral support. Their patience with me for continually having to reread the text is truly saintly.
I am pleased and proud of my son Michael, and extremely grateful to him, who, when I could not afford the perfect
photo I had found for the cover, took it upon himself to design a cover that was truly perfection and perfectly delightful. I love the cover: there are no accidents.
I am also grateful to Janet Cain for her superb drawing of Simon, our loveable, rascally dachshund; she and her husband, Roger Pidney Davidson, are marvelous artists who specialize in exquisitely detailed portraits of pets.
The best source for information about Joseph Brackett’s Shaker Hymn, Simple Gifts, I think, is Roger Lee Hall’s Simple Words for a Simple Song, found at the American Music Preservation website: americanmusicpreservation.com.
I highly recommend this rich source.
Many of the older poems in Part 2 were performed in public, primarily at Berea College for Elderhostel courses I used to teach in distant summers that seem like yesterday, and for faculty and student Friday or Saturday night social gatherings during the school year. The poems were well received; people asked for copies; now they exist. I was always grateful for the audience’s kind, encouraging, and enthusiastic response.
I must also acknowledge and thank Wilhelmina Worthington of Pavane Productions, an independent agency, for her help with the footnoting throughout. I worked so closely with her in the final stages of production that I came to think of her as almost a part of myself.
Finally, I am grateful to Teampearl of AuthorHouse for the delightful cover of volume one and for their superb, professional formatting skills in both volumes that make the finished product look so good.
I ha’ such luck to spin out these fine things still, and like a silk-worm, out of myself.
(Bartholmew Fair 1.1.1-2)
I pray you mar no moe of my verses with reading them ill-favoredly.
(As You Like It 3.2.262-263)
Let the favor of the Lord our God be upon us, and establish thou the work of our hands upon us, yea, the work of our hands establish thou it.
(The Psalmist 90:17 RSV)
Whom have I in Heaven but thee? And there is nothing upon earth that I desire besides thee.
(The Psalmist 73: 25 RSV)
Out of the Depths…
Psalm 130
Would I were a writer
With a penetrating eye,
Instead of just a blighter
Whose every word’s a cry!
Contents
Out of the Depths…
PART 1
Introduction: the Box
Secondary Causes
Talking Heads
Habitus
Dachshunds
Images
Growth in Grace
Halloween X
Feelings
This Writer’s Block
Losing the Blues
Reflections from the Feeder
Atheist
Agnostic
Theist
Enterprise
A Brief Encounter
Summer Trio
The Non-ecumenical Dachshund
The Garden Door—One
The Garden Door—Two
The Garden Door—Three
Smitten
Venus
Blue Blue Jays
Acute Summer Triangle
Do Not Go Gentle…
Oops!
Dexter Has Issues
The Race
Stage Red
The Critic
Appearances
A Simon Poem: Super Snoop
Simon Again
Special Day
War Is Hell!
Prescription Simon
Ontology
Ontology Revisited
Blue Jay Noise
Dance Macabre
Alpha and Omega
Garden Fireplace
Comstockery
Riddle
Frollie the Goalie
Quirks and Quiddities
Flower Power
Language Barrier
Lucy
Ardi
Laughter in Heaven
Dem Bones
Anthropology 101
Like a Story
Mister Eckhart
Buddha
A Poser
Simon!
Time
I Wonder
Storm
The Art of Cleaning
Our Lady
Troubadour
Storm Warning
Lcross Centaur
Webshots
Gender
Time
The Play
Surprise!
In the Darkness Blooming
Back Off
Old Fart!
Time Traveler
The Mentalist
Apocalypse Now
The Harvestman
A Gas Giant
Jupiter: Two Views
From the Feeder
Truth or Consequences
Opportunity
The Familiar
Upon Reflection
Look Out, Ladybugs!
Sky Dyed
Blood Lust
Regions
Real Life Is Meeting
The Accusative Case
Aquarium
Boo!
The Actress
The Backyard Terror
See into Others
Alas!
Phoxinus Cumberlandensis
Simon’s Mind
Ghost in Space
Impossibility
Analogy
In Vogue
ISS Matters Again
Granddaddy Longlegs
The Trickster
Blueness
In the Dark with Pansies
Benison
Always Learning
More Light Verse
The Audience
Spider, Spider
The Poetess
The Staff
Powers
Discoveries
Penguin Perfect
Oblation
Goodness!
The Frost Is…
Car Talk
Turning in the Wind
Just A Moment
Pinkie the Cat
The Sensitive Soul
The Operation
Birds of a Feather
Air Force
More Bugs
Wordsmith
The Final Round
The Golden Boat
Danger
Smoking!
Cultural Icons
Cultural Icons
Cultural Icons
Mystery
The Mystery
Beware the Elephant, Beware!
Dante and Donne
Meister Eckhart
Real Presence
The Lunar Eclipse
When I’m at Work…
Soft Shoe
Zen Stone
No Good Deed
My Body, Brother Ass!
My Inner Child
ISS & Shuttle
The ISS Alone
Divine Laughter?
Angelic Motion
Black Friday Blues
The Power of Naming
Woman
High-school Days
Wag, Wag!
The Bashful Beagle
Legend Has It…
Legend Also Has It…
The Creatures of Prometheus
Aphrodite’s Jest
Fraternity Meeting
Alas! So Much to Do…
Robotic Reflections
Psalm: The Depths
The Family Gems
Here Comes the Judge
HBP
Zen, the Possum
Identity, the Mystery
Eve in Exile
Adam’s Reflections
Fairway Drive #3
The Shirt Off His Back
The Human Impossible
The Ticket
Transportation
False Dilemma?
Getting Wrinkles
The River’s Response
So I’ve Heard…
A Clash of Symbols
First Quarrel
Pinkie’s Preference
Alien World
News
Polaris
Kentucky Sunset
Air and Fire
My Tail?
Adam’s Wound
The Toast
God’s Eye
My Editor
Simon on a Pillar
Light Reflections
Petting Zoo?
Angelic Splendor
Eden’s Guardian
Angels and Bedbugs
Parenting Woes
The Seraphim
Colo’s Birthday
The Explanation
Apollo, at Last
Tooth and Claw
Ho Ho Ho!
Water Falls
Garden in Winter
An Afterthought
UK2K
Heavenly Bars
The Cat’s Mishap!
Au Contraire, Lorenzo
A Merry Christmas Flower
The Dragon
The Phoenix
The Belly of the Whale
Political Resignation
Dislikes
Bede’s Ecclesiastical History
Dubai, 2009
The Burj Khalifa
Music of the Spheres
The Devil’s Crossroad
The Cosmic Drama
Simon, the Gift
Progress
Simon, the Pouncer
Eve’s Beauty
Wonderful to Tell!
Like Bartleby, the Scrivener
The Dancer
Morning Sun
Stolidity
Symbol
A Fowl Concern
M 88
The Pharmacy
Witch Head Nebula
Die Bat
Night Thoughts
Night Thoughts Too
Cataract Surgery
Hamlet-for-the-Defense
Simon’s New Toy
National Geographic Traveler
Here They Come!
Siren Song
Lilith in Eden
Lilith in Hollywood
Moai