Storetry: Ressurrecting the Ghetto

By Allan Williams

The Legend of Storetry continues to prevail with its ghetto gospels and real life stories that will shock the psyche and help open the blind and ghetto souls in the world in a poetic and raunchy motion. Storetry has returned to rapture the ghettos in America to the next level. It is a down to earth and up close and personal hardcore book that will expand the awareness of the ignorant if read carefully.

That which makes a person laugh can also make a person cry so never judge a book by its cover or title because miracles dont happen until you give something a try. So dont stop at this introduction because the real wisdom lies within the pages of this book and there is something different on each page so open up and take a close look.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: Nov 29, 2006
• ISBN: 9781467816267

Allan Williams

“The seed of Solomon – Seven – A blessing in disguise – Bam – the spirit of discernment -A.K.A Allan Williams the star seed is a modern day Egypt Washingtonian that have seen the divine light of God, and have walked pass the heartless and cold windows of hell.  He is a down to earth and goofy type of guy that can be easily misunderstood by systematic fake people that are not in tuned with their inner child or God.  He believes the key to life lies within children which is often stolen by tradition at an early age by brain and soul washed adults that are indirectly working for the forces of evil.       Jeremiah 15:19 “Influence them don’t let them influence you God said to Jeremiah.      

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© 2008 Allan Williams. All rights reserved.

No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.

First published by AuthorHouse 7/30/2008

ISBN: 978-1-4259-7143-4 (sc)

ISBN: 978-1-4678-1626-7(ebk)

Printed in the United States of America

Bloomington, Indiana

Contents

Acknowledgements

Poetic Introduction

Bloodline Black

CHAPTER ONE

Curse words with blessings

Most niggaz will never get married

Niggaz that aint shit

Real sistaz need to be more muthafucking careful

Most niggaz in the world have cheated

That bitch has lost trust in men

She is a lovely but lonely single black sista

That ghetto nigga have a third eye

Sistaz Please Forgive Those Ignorant Niggaz

Playa Playa

Most niggaz in the world aint marriage material

Most pretty bitches aint marriage material

That bitch just like that nigga as a friend

That nigga doesn’t need those fake muthafuckas now

Bitches don’t be crying over niggaz anymore

Some niggaz don’t know that they are paying bitches for sex

That nigga fucked a lot of bitches

Most bitches will never get married

Everything happens for a muthafucking reason

That bitch wants what she can’t have

That bitch thinks that nigga looks nice

The Love of the Game

That bitch boyfriend played her ass

Life aint all about fucking

Simplicity is the fucking key to life

That bitch chose security over love

That nigga wants to get back with that bitch

Beware of that nigga roll dogs

It’s just something about that nigga

What the fuck goes around comes back the fuck around

Niggaz and bitches need to learn how to grow together

That bitch chose to be lonely

That bitch wanted to play

A muthafucka with good health has true wealth

Some muthafuckas die from words

Skipping from nigga to nigga

She doesn’t know that she’s a bitch

That pretty bitch is a groupie

He’s a bitch ass nigga

Skipping from bitch to bitch

She is a down ass bitch

That bitch had some good pussy

Insects are crawling on that bitch pussy

Some niggaz don’t know what they have until she’s gone

Help the nigga out if you love him bitch

That bitch road a lot of dicks in her lifetime

The game of life can fuck with your head

Some women need to suck their men dicks

Stop taking that nigga bullshit sista

That bitch asshole felt better than her pussy

Stop putting that bullshit in your body

Most niggaz will fuck anything with a hole

You can’t tell Ms. Light skin that her shit stinks

That nigga couldn’t help to notice your pain

Being spontaneous and creative will keep a damm relationship brand new

That nigga is too real for that fake bitch reality

If that nigga could be cloned

A plastic seed can’t grow

That nigga was chillin with Mr. Bob

What in the fuck is in that person’s blood?

That bitch has that nigga nose open

That nigga knows that bitch is married

Ya’ll niggaz better not sleep

Muthafuckas need to learn to stay low key

A Lovey Dummy

Before that nigga gets too old

Some muthafuckas think everybody is their friend

That bitch fell short on the waste side

In the wrong fucking state of mind

Pay attention to the fucking signs

It’s that bitch way or no way

The Joker is the highest nigga in the deck

To each is own

Working five muthafucking days a week

Who is your muthafucking sex Partner

That nigga loves the fuck out of that girl

Money hungry bitches

Don’t pay attention to those haters because Einstein was called a fool

That bitch is confused?

That selfish nigga finally found out that love is life

Maybe when that bitch is about forty

All actors aint on muthafucking TV

That nigga wants his own Bitch

That nigga was stood up on Valentines Day

Hi, so what do you do?

Muthafuckas don’t fall in true love anymore

First impressions will fool your monkey ass

Why do muthafuckas say that shit

After Marc sticks his dick in Tanya pussy hole

That nigga is paying for that show

That bitch is just returning that nigga call

What in the fuck is behind that bitch Smile?

Family can be your worse muthafucking enemy

Some Bitches are Magicians

Oh! That nigga is her best friend

Those fake muthafuckas don’t give a fuck about you

That envious bitch wants her man

Are your muthafucking friends Fake

Real gangsters are low key

What do those bitches really want from niggaz

Maybe it’s those muthafucking dollar signs

That bitch is his main girl

That nigga is some candy coated shit

Most muthafuckas on this planet don’t love you

That nigga share that pretty Bitch

That nigga will finish last with bitches

The eyes don’t lie

A Bitch

Bitches bite hard…

That bitch is wasting that nigga time

Nowadays Marriage is a fucking joke

CHAPTER TWO

Meat

A True Family

Bitches need to stop being dragon ladies

Most muthafuckas are just a product of their environment

Don’t trip off them fake ass Bammers

It’s time for real niggaz to heal their black women

Folks started out so innocent

Some muthafuckas do more reading about life than living it

Are you under a muthafucking Spell

Most black folks inherited a lot of fucked up habits

Most muthafucking police officers are insecure

Niggaz need to stop acting so damm press

Make money don’t let money make you

Muthafuckas need to stop abusing their children

Is your insecure ass trying to get bragging rights?

Sistaz need to stop having babies by bitch niggaz

That bitch should try loving that nigga for him

That nigga went from rags to riches

Some folks need to stop being so muthafucking selfish

Beware of those fake ass uppity-uppity folks

Sistaz forgive that nigga

That innocent bitch bit a bad apple

Thank God for all races

That nigga needs to start treating his woman Good

When that nigga got robbed

Don’t hate that nigga

Is your nigga running game on you?

Muthafuckas need to learn to act goofy sometimes

As real as that nigga is

When that nigga was living in the Ghetto

Most insecure employers feed off fear

The truth will come out sooner or later

Go after what the fuck you want in life

Are you having a fucking problem finding a quality mate?

A mixed match reality

That nigga gets smart as shit when he’s mad

His conservative wife doesn’t fuck him good

That nigga is forced to play them stupid ass bitches

Who in the fuck kidnapped your childhood?

The fact or fiction Conspiracy

They say that that nigga is a dog

Niggaz? Niggaz? Niggaz?

Brown skin Sistaz

Light skin niggaz

Brown skin niggaz

Dark skin sistaz

Light skin sistaz

Dark skin niggaz

WHY?

His boo

If that innocent black baby only knew

That nigga’s feelings run deep

That nigga made love last night

If that bitch looked like Halle Berry

Imagine if that nigga didn’t have a lot of money

Folks only can go as far as they think

Trying to please insecure muthafuckas will quickly put you in the grave

What if you found?

Even good niggaz aint perfect

Women are absolutely beautiful creatures

In this race against time

CHAPTER THREE

Meat

That nigga is tired of fucking them fake ass Bitches

Nowadays most bitches just want to fuck

Hip hop runs the fucking world

Nowadays Muthafuckas eat too damm much

Muthafuckas listen to music all damm day

May God bless the hard working single black Mothers

International Girls

Okay you had a bad fucking day

If niggaz wasn’t scared to talk

Some older chicks are more preserved than some young bitches

When a real nigga truly loves a black woman

That one in a million type of nigga deserves a quality woman

The Gift and the Curse

If that nigga is a Legend

Ballers

Some educated muthafuckas are extremely dumb

When that nigga likes a girl

That nigga haven’t met her yet

There are so many muthafucking germs in the club

Most bitches nowadays think everything is all about them

That egotistic bitch aint giving that nigga a favor

Six feet Divas

Shy Girls

That nigga feels different now that he’s rich

Inside the eyes of a Killer

That nigga is a father now

That nigga and his bitch are in tuned with each other

Only a few muthafuckas truly love that nigga

Most niggaz don’t know that bitches rule the world

Those dumb ass fools think that nigga is a dummy

That bitch has a sexy fat ass

If that chick was his girl

A bitch will never get to know that nigga

Beware of the tongue

God is Good

Muthafuckas need to start realizing that tomorrow aint promised

Faith is Misplaced

Those muthafucking soul snatchers

That nigga is a child of God

The true nature of Black Jesus

Without truth there will be no muthafucking comedian

One muthafucka alone can change the world

Jesus was a down to earth dude

That nigga that wrote Storetry has a code

Are you searching for God?

That nigga aint from this planet

That nigga was baptized in his own tears

People be freezing when facing Black Jesus

Folks are just passing through

That nigga have seen the face of God

That nigga is doing God’s work

People need to realize that no muthafucka in the Bible was perfect

The ghetto folks will be first

Those fake muthafuckas don’t know that nigga

That nigga cried like a Bitch

The Essence of a Real Nigga

Don’t be afraid of Death

God is in the mirror

They think that nigga is a joke

If love was a Religion

That is the Story to Black Jesus Poetry

This is just the fucking beginning

Some muthafuckas play church every Sunday

Being Holy is being real

The Son of the Sun

The Legend of Storetry

About the Author

Acknowledgements

I would like to thank my thousands of fans all across the nation for supporting my work better yet my destiny. I know with all of my heart everything is for a reason and real individuals recognize other real individuals and eventually they will connect in some form or fashion. In this day and age God is working in mysterious ways and it will take a trained eye to see his movements. I would like to give a shout out to my family for believing in me when I was in the process of building my monuments. I would like to give a shout out to all my buddies. DJ, Brandon, Kevin, Demarcus, Arion, Tae, Johnny A.KA Motorola and his brother Dave, Mark A.K.A Luphagus, Matt, Roger- make sure you don’t touch that dial bro huh! Rodney A.K.A ice man, Bo, Dee, and all of Washington D.C residents, newspapers, Rico and all of the crew at Sunny’s barbershop in Marlow Heights and all of the radio stations for helping my work to stretch across the globe. Also I can’t forget to give thanks to them jealous haters for being so insecure and closed minded about God’s work. Not knowing that God can use your enemies to bless you. However I appreciate the support from my supporters and I appreciate the negativity from those haters because it makes me stronger. May God bless you all.

The Truth is appreciated

Better when read

Than when told

Allan Williams

Poetic Introduction

Bloodline Black

Bloodline Black is the world’s newest most staggering plague – see it’s caused by a divine dominant gene taking over a recessive egg.

Huh! The deceitful people in power never thought the bloodline of Jesus would reawaken after all this time – see it’s resurrected into a chosen few young black minds.

The world is weak without this mysterious and sacred gene – Enough of Mr. Nice guy it’s time for the seeds of black Jesus to get mean.

See it’s nothing those haters can hold or see under a microscope – but it’s related to that substance that we call hope.

So stay tuned ghetto people from all over the world because ya’ll are about to enter into a brighter day and age – so sit back and watch the plot that’s about to be performed on stage.

CHAPTER ONE

Curse words with blessings

Most niggaz will never get married

Most niggaz will never get married because they have chose to be players for life – and when they get older being a sugar daddy will take the place of a wife.

See most of them niggaz just have too many beautiful women in their life, or they are just too cool to settle down – and their mentality is like why deal with only one when they can have all of them bitches around.

Many women often try to change them niggaz ways by giving them an abundance of sex – but that shit doesn’t do anything to them niggaz because inside their minds they are thinking next.

Most niggaz are paying a lot of money for child support so their bank accounts are constantly shedding – so they will say they aint getting married because most women are going to want a big wedding.

So many women around the nation are wasting their muthafucking time trying to marry them – but that’s a one out of a million chance, therefore the odds are very slim.

Women should be careful with what type of niggaz that they fuck with and start observing their men to the core – because why would they settle for less when they know that they deserve much more.

Niggaz that aint shit

Niggaz that aint shit are always making promises but they never seem to happen – and them bammer muthafuckas expect their women to start running to them when their stinky ass fingers start snapping.

See them no good for nothing type of niggaz are stingy and greedy. Therefore they only care about their muthafucking self – but they fuck and go out with a lot of beautiful bitches because of their luxuries and wealth.

Those are the niggaz that some bitches just call their damm friends – but conversations aren’t the only thing those niggaz are getting in.

So those are the niggaz that ruin it all for the real guys – because they be making real sistaz think every word a nigga speak is lies.

Despite their corrupt and devious ways, between the two those trifling bastards will get chosen first – and dumb bitches think they can change them niggaz but they are only going to get worse.

See they are the niggaz that causes good brothers to turn bad – Huh! With their help, they always make the devil more than fucking glad.

Leave them bammers the fuck alone…

Real sistaz need to be more muthafucking careful

Real sistaz need to be more muthafucking careful with what man they choose, because they will be a product of who they pick – and they need to stop getting blinded by a nigga big dick or money because mentally that nigga may be sick.

See a bitch may love the way a nigga looks or envy the truck that he drives – but a bitch may not be able to stand the sight of all the negative bones that he hide.

Real Sistaz need to be more careful with what females they hang out with, because all of them bitches don’t wish them well – and if a sista take advice from any of those hating ass bitches it will just cause that sista to fail.

Real sistaz need to be more muthafucking careful