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    Evwri El-Rustic
    Evwri El-Rustic
    Evwri El-Rustic
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    Evwri El-Rustic

    By Eberekpe Whyte

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    Have you noticed lately? Her breasts have fallen, her nipples vanished, her lips pouted, her legs wobbling; her eyes are being threatened with blindness, she has lost her muscles, and replaced with excess fat caused by stress and all the bad habits in the universe. In addition, not to mention her most region, the zeal is an escape. You see, hell has indeed gone rustic!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisheriUniverse
    Release dateSep 1, 2009
    ISBN9781440153365
    Evwri El-Rustic
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    Eberekpe Whyte

    Eberekpe Whyte is a Journalist, and author of: Baby Ps, Black Britain, Abule Oje, The Ink; My Pen, Sacred, Evwri El-Rustic, Number Tense Dawning Strict and Songs of Hearts.

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