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Constant Interruptions: A Collection of Chaos
Constant Interruptions: A Collection of Chaos
Constant Interruptions: A Collection of Chaos
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Mr. Williamss book is completely outrageous! If Mr. Williams thinks hes funny then hed better learn to ignore all of the simpletons who have the courage to laugh at his numerous valid points and entertaining shenanigans!
Ms. Ethel Moore-Moore of the Young Eager Lady Libertarians

The fine art of satire is reborn through the breakout brilliance of M. Craig Williams. Boldly combining normal, everyday life with offbeat characters, comedic circumstances, and heartrending reflections from his unlimited imagination, Constant Interruptions is Williamss triumphant literary dbut. From his humble abode in the fictional city of Umbrage, Ontario, Craig warmly invites you to join him on an epic, life-changing journey into the realm of the politically incorrect.

Hopping from caf to caf, through the winding streets of his fictional hometown, Williams introduces, in his distinctively informal style, a collection of endearing and ironic individuals whose frantic antics are certain to entertain readers of all ages. Constant Interruptions openly examines the subtle intricacies of our delicate human nature in a refreshing manner. The lovable lives of Craigs creations grant us a glimpse at our own personal quest for purpose and recognition.
LanguageEnglish
PublisheriUniverse
Release dateAug 5, 2010
ISBN9781936236237
Constant Interruptions: A Collection of Chaos
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M. Craig Williams

M. Craig Williams embraced the fine art of quick wits during the lively but turbulent years of his early life. He struggled in several careers until he rediscovered his one true passion—writing. Williams and his family currently make their home in the majestic city of Cambridge, Ontario, Canada.

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