Tigers in the Tall Grass, Panthers in the Street
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Ryan Quinn Flanagan is a Canadian-born author residing in Elliot Lake, Ontario, Canada with his wife and many bears that rifle through his garbage. His work can be found both in print and online in such places as: Evergreen Review, The New York Quarterly, Our Poetry Archive, Setu, Literary Yard, and The Oklahoma Review.
His personal website is: http://ryanquinnflanagan.yolasite.com/
Ryan Quinn Flanagan
Ryan Quinn Flanagan is a native of Barrie, ON; a city known for the tornado of 1985 and little else. He presently resides in Elliot Lake, Ontario, Canada under ten feet of snow with a nurse who drives a big blacked out truck. His work can be found both in print and online. He has an affinity for dragonflies, discount tequila, and all things sarcastic.
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Tigers in the Tall Grass, Panthers in the Street - Ryan Quinn Flanagan
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The waitress had rough hands.
They chafed against my underside as she brought me
to the table.
And the food on top of me was simple fare
smothered in a blanket of warm gravy
that would make you tired even if you had
just slept fourteen straight restful hours.
Then came the spoons and forks, I always felt bad for them.
Forced into all those greasy waiting mouths.
And the conversation was dull.
Something about the quickest way to get
from here to there and perhaps four or five
other tiresome things.
And when they were done and paid up
it was the rough hands of the waitress again.
As she cleared the table, bringing me back to the kitchen.
Where some kid with a background in torture
and wrinkly fingers tried to hold me underwater
for some minutes.
Soccer Moms of the Hitler Youth
Notice they always tell you
you are raving bat shit mad when
you are at your most vulnerable.
The people who sunk the titanic
and claimed a shortage of lifeboats.
Nazi sympathizers
in slimming summer dresses
that make you love
them.
The mob mentality
a matter of numbers
and little else.
Soccer moms
of the Hitler
Youth.
And all those many pyramid scheme Asians
paying top dollar to look white
for jobs.
Coffee shop baristas
holding the large wooden key
to the only bathroom.
Leni Riefenstahl made good movies,
they just never had another love interest
other than the country.
And that makes some
uncomfortable.
A sleeping bag full
of bedbugs.
The moon in the sky
half full
like hiding.
Motion Pictures
I took a few pictures she had of her dead grandmother
off the mantle
and ran around in the street with them
yelling: MOTION PICTURES, MOTION PICTURES
waving them around in the wind as though dear old granny
could be brought back to life again
and I imagined her a young Jean Harlow or Bette Davis
out on the town with all the finest folks
never once constipated or behind on rent like regular people get
and I thought I was doing old granny a favour
but the woman chasing me down the street
thought different.
Later at her place, she said that was very insensitive of me.
To put granny in motion pictures like that.
She was a beautiful woman, she said.
Why do you think I cast her?,
I asked.
Tigers in the Tall Grass, Panthers in the Street
It is not the tigers in the tall grass
that cause such consternation
and terror.
They seem a world away
and most
will end up in zoo exhibits
doing circus tricks to avoid a flogging
or as soon-to-be mantelpiece trophies
caught in the poacher’s crosshairs.
No,
it is not the tigers in the tall grass
(even the man eating ones)
that incite our fear,
but rather
the panthers
in the street.
You know the ones.
Black
angry
and well organized.
Poised to strike
at the heart of white America
for centuries of injustice.
The panthers in the street
are the star of the nightly news.
5'10
medium build
caught in a shootout with police.
A built in boogie man
for the national consciousness.
Of course,
the panthers in the street
are just a red herring.
They always have been.
And with time,
the panthers in the street
will meet the same fate
as the tigers in the tall grass.
Both
just mounted-head trophies
of the real predator.
Only Gyms I Know Are Morrison and Jones
I do not understand those men that take steroids.
Veiny angry giants with raisins for testicles.
I want to be scrawny and unassuming
so that no one ever asks me to help them move.
I don’t want to lift anything.
This is all natural baby, can you believe that?
Of course they can.
I let my driver’s licence expire as well
so I am not asked to drive anyone around
either.
I want to be a last resort only kinda guy.
No human growth hormone for me.
I want to be small enough to fit into Tinker Bell’s
dusty pocket.
Rage Against the Vending Machine
You place the coins in the slot
listen to them tumble down mechanical gullets
petering out of sound
and you are careful to make your selection
pushing the right button but nothing happens
so you push it once again, this time harder
as though ringing a shoddy doorbell
then again and again and again
but nothing.
Then you step back, retreat from the fray
for perspective.
There is none.
So you grab the damn thing, shake it violently.
Cuss the vending machine out as you lift it off the ground in anger.
Reaching first into the slot to get your purchase
then into the change slot,
you find nothing.
Punching and kicking its shiny glass face in
finally
because you have been taken again
in a world of takers.
Ghost Horses of the Motor City
We are headed back down to the motor city
in a few weeks.
To catch a music concert at Ford Field
and eat in Greektown.
The place we are staying at in midtown is a group
of four converted stable houses which some purport
to be haunted.
Haunted by what, who knows:
one of those sobbing period women who stand in windows
in strange dress always moaning about something
or the classic slammer of doors perhaps
or some ghost horses clopping around eternity.
It is a converted stable after all.
I don’t want the others, but the ghost horses would
be okay.
Disembodied snorting from the end of the bed.
And a shuttle every fifteen minutes to take you
into downtown Detroit.
Today
Stumble into the wall
and blame the wall.
Trip over the sidewalk
and stare back accusingly
over the sidewalk.
Fall down half a flight of stairs
and curse the many angles
of modern carpentry.
The cut and grain of the wood.
The railing too far off to make
a difference.
Sooner or later
it will have to be your
fault.
But no one said it had
to be today.
Pete’s Car Wash
We are parked on the gravel
outside Pete’s Car Wash
in the new industrial park
outside of town
waiting for one of the wash bays
to open up.
Waiting our turn just as our parents once taught us we must
even though she is an only child
and my memories of the playground
are not so fond.
I hope we don’t get the one with the nesting birds
on the lighting grill,
she says,
they always attack the vehicle
and I feel bad.
I pretend not to know why they would choose
such a lousy nesting sight,
but the light provides warmth
and the circling hawk above
is hard to miss.
The board of education parks all its school buses
for the area
in a yard across the street.
The buses look strange and unfamiliar
without children in them.
As though things are meant to do things
just as people are meant to do things
and when they do not, they seem
out of place.
Like candy apple at a funeral.
When it is our turn
we get the wash bay with the nesting
birds.
One male, one female,
and their young.
Swooping down and squawking
so that we try to be quick
as we can.
Orson Welles
ate
and
drank
himself
to
death
when
he
couldn’t
make
movies
anymore
sitting
alone
at
his
favourite
restaurant
in
Paris
each
evening
while
both
the
kitchen
and
the
wine
cellar
struggled
to
keep
up.
Killshot
The assassin levelled me against the ledge of the window
and I had a perfect view of everything.
People pay lots of money for a view like this.
And then it was a waiting game.
The clock on the wall saying the same thing over and over again:
tick tock tick tock tick…
most unoriginal under the circumstances.
And when the time came, I felt a single strong recoil
through my back and shoulders.
Then I was back in the case and it was dark
and we must have been running down many flights of stairs
because they would not stop screaming out in pain
each time they were stepped on.
Hairy Situations
Never trust a bearded man.
His face has something to hide
even if he does not.
There are an army of razors out there
and still he does not partake.
Ask yourself why.
Caged rabbits eating their own black pellet feces
for luck.
I am a bearded man.
Do not trust me either.
I am looking for ways to fool you
right now
even though you may not
know it.
Pro-life Poem
Office illumination
perched on the incandescent
desk lamp precipice
talked down from jumping
by the janitorial
services
there are things to live for:
industrial vacuums in the dark
Memphis barbecue
pool skimmers with lizards living
in them…
The higher learning of schools
of fish.
And do not forget the sacrifice of aging stairwells.
Anything that goes down on office buildings
is fine in my books.
Creaky with arthritis.
The stapler joining paper in bent
matrimony.
While the garbage is emptied of its daily guts
so we can start again.
Pro-choice Poem
I call the pizza joint along Paris
and place an order for one large pizza
with four toppings
what to choose?
what to choose?
I’ll have bacon, ham, and pepperoni,
I say.
That’s only three, you have one more.
How about some pineapple, make it a Hawaiian?
Fruit on pizza?, I scratch my head,
that is not really me.
I go for vegetables before fruit
and even that is pushing it.
How about mushrooms or onions then?,
the phone asks.
Ah, hell no, mushrooms belong in the dirt
and onions make people cry.
I’m trying to be more positive this year,
so no onions.
Can I get chicken on it?,
I ask.
The phone tells me that chicken counts as two.
How about sausage?, I say.
The phone says that is good.
And it comes with a free six pack of coke
or you can mix and match.
Wow, you guys are really enlightened, I say,
make it two coke, two orange crush,
and two root beer.
The adventurous type, the phone laughs
plugging in my order.
And it comes with an order of cheesy breadsticks,
but the wings and potato skins are extra.
The breadsticks sound good,
I say.
And that comes with your choice of sauce:
garlic Caesar, ranch, or marinara?
Definitely Caesar, in spite of what Brutus
did to him.
Very good, the phone says.
And is that for pickup or delivery?
Delivery, I say,
my car is in the shop.
And is that all?, asks the phone.
It is.
That comes to $16.75.
How would you like to pay:
Visa, Interac, or MasterCard?
Can I pay in cash?,
I ask.
You sure can.
Is that everything?
It is.
Thanks for choosing *********.
*
We say our goodbyes
and it is
done.
Sex Tape with a Woman in a Vegetative State
He borrowed an old Hi-8 camera from a friend
and set it on the ledge of the bathroom vanity overlooking
his parent’s soaker tub
and he raided the refrigerator of all its vegetables
and built the likeness of a woman out of them,
then he took off all his clothes and pressed play
and got on top of the vegetable woman in the soaker tub
and pumped away until he finished.
And he talked dirty the whole time
into her ears of corn.
Sucking on her baby carrot nipples
until his lips were orange.
Then he uploaded the 7 minute video to YouTube
under the title: Sex Tape with a Woman in a Vegetative State.
To his surprise, it had more than a million hits in under 24 hours
before it was taken down.
When he was done with the vegetables he put them back in the fridge.
His mother’s weekly book club stir-fries never tasting so good.
Emergency Preparedness in the CBD
She has just come back from the Central Business District
with blood on her.
She tells me it is fake.
A concoction of food colouring and sugar water.
That they are doing emergency preparedness drills
and asked her if she would volunteer
as a victim.
She says they gave her lunch and everything.
Painted her up like a dead body
and asked her to lay on the pavement
for a few hours.
As the emergency services cleared the area
and took her vitals.
Traffic backed up worse than usual
so they could know if they
were ready.
An Open Letter to Flies
I apologise for the recent strips of fly paper, seems
rather drastic I know,
but your buzzing has become intolerable
of late, the many eyes upon me
at all hours
your maggot offspring in my sink
where the dishes go
we must have boundaries, countries do it
and seem to get good results
which reminds