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    Madness (An Odd Collection of Poetry)
    Madness (An Odd Collection of Poetry)
    Madness (An Odd Collection of Poetry)
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    Madness (An Odd Collection of Poetry)

    By Sir Chase Hooper

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    "If Dr. Seuss and Tim Burton had a love child, and that love child had behavioral problems, it would be named Madness (An Odd Collection Of Poetry)." -Some guy at the bank

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSir Chase Hooper
    Release dateApr 12, 2015
    ISBN9781310449390
    Madness (An Odd Collection of Poetry)
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    Sir Chase Hooper

    Sir Chase Hooper was born into the tumultuous world of Reaganomics and Top Gun in 1986. He was plopped into this insidious realm of pop culture with nothing but a thirst for humor and a very cute belly button. From his earliest days, he has sought to rule the world with an iron dick and gift his loyal subjects with laughter and silliness. After a childhood wrought with turmoil and battles against constipated, foul-mouthed griffins, Sir Chase grew into a superhero. To this day, he continues to fight against the perils of evil. When he is not clad in the armor of justice, he can be found on stage performing improvisational comedy, playing semi-professional football, and spreading the teachings of the Church of Boobism. He currently lives in California with his most excellent wife, Hillary.

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