Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid: A Toad Witch Mystery, #3

By Christiana Miller

The Devil's after Mara and Paul's got the hots for Gus? What the heck is going on?!

Mara's and Gus's love lives get turned upside down when Cupid shows up with a vendetta to settle--and decides to use Gus and Mara as his tools.

Eros (aka Cupid, aka the God of Love and Lust) underestimates Gus's resourcefulness though, and when Mara comes home, she finds Eros trapped in a cage, in their living room.

But Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and with Gus absolutely refusing to let Eros (aka the Love Assassin) go, Aphrodite comes calling, to collect her son.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Christiana Miller
• Release date: Jul 14, 2016
• ISBN: 9781536507454

Christiana Miller

CHRISTIANA MILLER is a novelist, screenwriter and mom who's led an unusual life. In addition to writing for General Hospital: Night Shift and General Hospital, she's had her DNA shot into space (where she's currently cohabiting in a drawer with Stephen Colbert and Stephen Hawking), she's been serenaded by Klingons, and she's been the voices of all the female warriors in Mortal Kombat II and III. If her life was a TV show, it would be a wacky dramedy filled with Dobies and eccentric characters who get themselves into bizarre situations! The best way to make sure you're notified of future releases, giveaways and sales, is by joining her e-mail list at:  Christiana's Newsletter To learn more about the author, you can visit her website: http://www.christianamiller.com. You can also chat with the author on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ChristianaMiller.author You can follow her on Twitter at @writechristiana

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