Affairs of the Dick
By Shane Pillay
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A young man's sexual appetite takes him on a journey of inappropriate encounters. His arch-nemesis is a femme fatale who causes havoc and embarrassment. Coupled with this, he has to deal with derision from friends, family and a Professor. His misadventures eventually result in a visit to Heaven and Hell. But he finds out that God and the Devil are not done with him yet.
Shane Pillay
Shane Pillay lives with his family in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. He has studied engineering in South Africa and business in England. He is actively involved in producing creative projects with people from around the world. This includes Venezuela, Portugal, India, Australia, Sweden and USA. This includes music, animation films and art. His short stories have been published by various magazines, including Hawaii Pacific Review, The Lightning Journal and Crowswing Books.
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Affairs of the Dick - Shane Pillay
Affairs
of
the Dick
Shane Pillay
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Affairs of the Dick
Shane Pillay
Published by The Little French eBooks
Art Cover by The Little French eBooks
Copyright 2018-Shane Pillay
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Contents
The Lecture
The Window
The Game
The Professor, Issue I
The Professor, Issue II
The Trick
The Climax
The Knife
The Devil
The Rebirth
Pop Drama (Previously Unwritten)
The Last Great Twentieth Century (Previously Unwritten)
The Lecture
All things come and go. They plodded into the lecture hall. He sat alone, a little way behind his friends. He preferred sitting alone – he learned more that way.
But he reckoned without her. The disturbance walked in. He glanced up, threw a smile and searched for his books in his bag. She made her way over.
Anyone sitting next to you?
Nobody,
He answered. The voice was stern but the words were feeble.
She edged to the seat next to his. Her skirt flapped his knees. He smelt her perfume.
Missed me?
She asked.
What do you think?
I asked. Give me an answer, not a question.
Did you miss me?
I asked you first.
Silence.
So,
she continued. Did you miss me?
Who’s missing who?
He smiled triumphantly and she giggled. The lecturer entered. A quiet descended.
Good morning,
said the lecturer, and trailed on about mathematical functions and complex integrals.
So,
she asked. How is the studying?
Fine,
he replied.
Maths?
Fine.
Chemistry?
Fine.
Is that all you can say? Fine?
she asked.
What?
he faked surprise.
So you know another word – what?
I’m improving,
he answered.
What a weak joke, he thought, couldn’t I think of something better?
But she did not notice. Instead, she said. You are reserved. You keep things inside you.
What do you mean?
he asked.
You know what I mean,
she replied. You hardly say any sentences with more than seven syllables.
I do say sentences with more than seven syllables,
he retorted. See, I just did.
Oh shut up!
She smiled. He grinned and looked at the chalkboard. Her hand slid underneath the desk and touched his thigh. He jerked, and she quickly withdrew.
Sorry,
she said. I wanted to feel if you were for real.
What do you mean?
Her fingers caressed his clothing, and slid down to his thigh once more. He did not flinch.
You like it that I touch you?
she asked.
You’re playing dirty games,
he replied, and