Love story

‘She looked into his handsome, craggy face, his black hair blowing in the cold wind. He smiled at her, tracing his finger lightly down her arm. She shivered and, misunderstanding, he took off his jacket and put it around her shoulders, holding it closed as he pulled her to him.

‘Chchchchgggggch,’ he snorted into her ear. ‘Ggggocnrrrrgggghhhhhha.’ Then he burped loudly, lifted his leg and bent his head to rummage ferociously somewhere