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By J.H. Bond

Not sure where to start with my books? Wondering which one will appeal to you the most? Well, just download our sampler! Inside you'll find 16 stories covering nearly every series we've written ranging from micro fiction of just 400 words up through a 5000 word full length piece. You can find all of them over at our Tumblr, but who wants to have an internet connection to read smut? Download our sampler, and have it at your fingertips whenever you want it!

In these pages you'll find a wide array of situations from Futa, to cuckold, to multiple partners, and more! You'll read stories from Fuzzy Magic, Good Intentions, T.I.T.S., Wyld Life, and Wage Slave. So what are you waiting for? Quit reading this, and start reading our sampler!

• Language: English
• Publisher: J.H. Bond
• Release date: May 6, 2018
• ISBN: 9780463486726

J.H. Bond

Bored writer of smut trapped in the heart of the Appalachian Mountains. I have tons of ideas, just don't have enough time to put them all down.

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Wyrd Sampler

J.H. Bond

Copyright 2018 Wyrdo Stories

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Welcome to the Wyrd World! It's a place much like our own except full of magic, goddesses, zoanthropes, lost lands, and sex involving any, and or all, of them. In the following pages you will find fourteen tales of paranormal erotica covering nearly every series set in the Wyrd World so far. Fuzzy Magic, Good Intentions, T.I.T.S., and The Wyld Life all get a story told here. Most of the stories are short, but I've included the full length story of Alex meeting Meg for the first time. If you enjoy these tales be sure to go back and check out the other stories available from your favorite retailer.

Table of Contents

Uh,Hi?

Research is Important!

New Year's Eve Plans

What Happened at New Year's

Meg's Exercise Plan

Alex: Snow Day

Meg Gets Burgled

Fuck, Fuck, Goose!

Meg's Snow Plow

Pudding's Futa Revenge!

T.I.T.S. Vs Futa Franny

Wage Slave: Interview

2 Microfiction Stories

Steel and Claw

When Meg met Alex

Alex: Spring Sale

Alex: Insomnia

2 Bad Jokes

Waking Up Meg

Meg: Working the Night Shift

Uh, Hi?

So, I guess we’re doing this? Okay. Well, uh, I’ll start by introducing myself. I’m Meg, and I’m a Strix. Basically, that means that I serve the Goddess Lilith, and help her spread lust, desire, and carnal pleasure throughout the world. Each Strix helps spread a particular desire, or fetish, or whatever. My Aunt Samantha does regular humans. Me? Uh, I do anthropomorphic animals, Beastmen, mythological creatures, etc.. The way we serve Lilith is by summoning her children, the Liln, and draining them of their essence to fuel our powers.

How do we do that? Well, I was born with Lilith’s Kiss on my hip, and by licking my fingers, then rubbing the mark three times I can bring them into our world. In the beginning I needed a physical vessel for them to inhabit, and mold into a body. Now, I don’t, they appear fully formed, indistinguishable from a living organism. They walk, talk, sweat, and more, doing whatever they need to do to fulfill their role. If I want a cop, or a doctor, or a barbarian then they act the part fully.

There are a two basic rules I must follow. 

I must summon at least one Liln a day. (Not a problem!)

I can’t send them back until I have drained them.

And they have rules to follow as well. Well, one rule. They cannot do anything to me that I don’t want them to. I don’t have to speak it out loud (They somehow know) but, I have a safe word just in case. In exchange for this arrangement I get eternal youth, a wide array of magical abilities, an endless variety of sexual partners of my choosing, and a physical body that is stronger, faster, and more durable (Thank Goddess!) than any mortal. I also have a magical jar that stores any excess power my body can’t handle.

The downside is I can’t eat normal food anymore. Like a vampire I subsist on an entirely liquid diet. Oh well, we all have sacrifices we must make to pursue our dreams.

Well, I got to run. Talking about my religion has made me horny as fuck, and the Pizza Boy just showed up with a hot, delicious Large Sausage for me. Oh, and it turns out he’s a muscular white tiger zoanthrope? Who knew? Tell you about it soon…

Research is important!

Meg, again. FYI, when you take Anthro/Beastmen/Furry/Scalie lovers, it’s important to remember their equipment, and what they can do with it, will probably reflect the animal side, more than the human side. Since becoming a Strix I’ve learned that…

Lion guys can mate 20 times an hour.

Tiger men have nubs on their cocks.

Pig boys have 15 minute orgasms, and cum the ENTIRE time.

Snake dudes, Shark men, and Possum guys (Yes, Possum) have two(!) dicks.

Turtle dudes have one, but it’s double barreled, if you know what I mean.

Gator men don’t get erect. It’s hard all the time, and muscles and tendons push it out when it’s needed. (Wish I knew that before I said I would "Fuck him ‘til he went limp!)

Dolphin guys have a prehensile penis.

I learned all of this, the hard way. (Pun intended.) I need to do a little research before just summoning something I think looks good. Case in point…

I wanted something different, something small, and quick. I’d been sharing my bed with some pretty big guys for several weeks now and needed a break. I was browsing online, checking out artwork for inspiration, when I came across a picture of some mice dressed as farmers. The piece was titled Harvest Mice. Now, I haven’t done a mouse since I lost control of my powers that one time. I couldn’t control what showed up, and the last thing that I did was a mouse. He was nice, but small…

He was 2 feet tall! The other thing was decent sized. Still, a 2 foot tall lover left a lot to be desired. When we were toes-to-toes his nose was in it, but nose-to-nose his toes were in it! So, I decided to make these guys a little bigger. Focusing on the biggest one, I decided he was four feet tall. I summoned them, and instantly had 6 muscular, overalls, and trucker hat wearing mice in my house. It worked perfectly. Hank, the tall one, was right at 4 feet tall. (Boob height on me) Joe Bob was the short one, just 3′ 6″.

I grabbed the closest one, Cornell, and unhooked his straps. The overalls fell to the floor revealing a tight, lean body. I couldn’t believe my eyes. Especially when I saw what he was packing. I couldn’t stop staring. I was frozen. In shock at the sight before me.

See, Harvest Mice was a pun. There actually is a species of mouse called the Harvest Mouse. They’re known for having the largest penis to body size ratio in the rodent family. Up to 60% of their body length. So for a 1 inch mouse that’s over a half inch of cock. The ones I summoned were between 3 and a half to 4 feet tall! And there were SIX of them!

I wanted small and quick, and got neither. By the time we were done I was a drooling mess from all the orgasms. One of them activated my battery jar to clean up the excess spillage. I didn’t know if I would ever have a coherent thought, walk straight, close my mouth fully, or even sit without wincing ever again. On the other hand, it was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in months…

New Year’s Eve Plans

Meg, here! As always I’m hanging out at Samantha’s this year for New Years. In the past this meant comfort food, and illegal fireworks. Since I became a Strix though, things have changed for the better. Last year we started a new tradition. We each summoned our 10 favorite Liln, to have a big free-for-all once the clock struck midnight. I decided we should play a game with them instead. I mean what’s the use of summoning Lust spirits if all we do is play Monopoly from sundown to 12?

The rules were simple, get off