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    Etaoin Shrdlu
    Etaoin Shrdlu
    Etaoin Shrdlu
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    Etaoin Shrdlu

    By J. P. Kurzitza

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    A short story about my first (and major) encounter with writer's block.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJ. P. Kurzitza
    Release dateOct 15, 2014
    ISBN9781311876027
    Etaoin Shrdlu
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    J. P. Kurzitza

    If I can write a novel, then you surely can! I've been writing since 2007. I’ve also been a stay-home dad since 2007. Hmm—coincidence? My primary genre of preference for writing (though, what exactly is a genre anymore) is YA/ MG fiction, but ultimately I go wherever the story takes me, whether short story, flash fiction, or adult fiction. And when I say YA, I mean more like J.K. Rowling, not Sarah Dessen. My alias is J. Paul Wallace. I am a prime example of someone who can write, minus all the education and acronyms at the end of my name.

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