I Am a Tree
By Kaye Umansky and Kate Sheppard
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Kaye Umansky
Kaye Umansky was born in Plymouth in Devon, England. She went to Teacher's Training College, after which she taught in London primary schools for twelve years, specializing in music and drama. In her spare time, she sang and played keyboards with a semiprofessional soul band. She now writes full time and has written more than twenty-five books of fantasy, fiction, and poetry for children. She draws on traditional folktales and modern urban myths for her inspiration and has a sense of humor that is popular with children of all ages, from five to one hundred and five. She lives in London with her family. Among her most popular books are her hilarious Pongwiffy titles. Pongwiffy, Pongwiffy and the Goblins' Revenge, and Pongwiffy and the Spell of the Year, which won the Nottinghamshire Book Award, are available from Minstrel Books.
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I Am a Tree - Kaye Umansky
KAYE UMANSKY
I Am a
Tree
illustrated by Kate Sheppard
CONTENTS
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
The Cast
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
A Word From the Author
Imprint
Thank you, Perse Prep School —
this is for you.
The Cast
THE KIDS
Me — A tree
Flora Ferguson — A leaf
James Shawcross — Robin Hood
Charlotte Francis — Maid Marion
Wendy Wallace — Handmaiden 1
Shanti Kitimuru — Handmaiden 2
Fatima Lewis — Handmaiden 3
Little Thomas Kite — Little John
Ben Okobi — Will Scarlet
Rakesh Patel — Alan Adale
Sean Boyle — Friar Tuck
Dillon Gordon — Sheriff of Nottingham
Josh Mahoney — Prince John
Tariq Azziz — King Richard the Lionheart
Zoe McDonald — Peasant 1
Rachel Moss — Peasant 2
Karl Kaplinsky — Peasant 3
Jason Shaw — Peasant 4
THE TEACHERS
Mr Cunningham — head teacher and playwright
Mrs Axworthy — director
Miss Joy — music
Miss Steffani — dance and fighting
Mr Huff — backdrop and interval drinks
Old Mr Turnbull — keeper of order
TIM’S FAMILY
My mum
My dad
Kenny, my little brother
THE ANIMALS
Alf, our cat
Duke the rottweiler
Chapter One
I’m a tree! I thought, as I walked slowly home, feet dragging and heart in my boots. A tree! They’ve cast the school play and I’m a tree!
I was in shock. I couldn’t believe it. I always get a good part. I’m great at drama. I’m an ace actor.
A tree?
I had gone and tackled Mrs Axworthy, of course, right after the list went up. I thought there had been a mistake. Well, there had to be. Me? Timothy Brown? The shining light of the school drama club? A tree?
‘Excuse me, Mrs Axworthy,’ I said, almost tripping her up as she came bounding out of the staff room.
‘Yes, Tim?’ said Mrs Axworthy, looking at her watch, clearly in a hurry. ‘What is it?’
‘I’ve just seen the cast list for Robin Hood.’
‘Yes. And?’
‘I’m down as a tree.’
‘Yes. And?’
‘Well, I thought...’
‘Yes?’
‘I thought, maybe, you’d made a typing error.’
‘I don’t think so. I know how to spell tree.’
‘No, I mean...’ Oh well. Might as well say it. ‘I mean I auditioned for Robin. Failing that, the Sheriff of Nottingham. Or Friar Tuck.’
‘Yes. And?’
‘It says James Shawcross is Robin and Dillon’s the Sheriff. And Sean Boyle’s Friar Tuck.’
‘Yes. And?’
A little silence fell, while the shocking truth slowly sunk in.
‘So I didn’t get any of them.’
‘No. Look, I know you’re good, Tim. You know that. We all know that. But you can’t always have a starring role, you know.’ Mrs Axworthy was rummaging in her handbag for her car keys. ‘We have to give everyone a chance, don’t we? You were God in Noah’s Ark last year, after all.’
Yes, I was. And a jolly good God I’d been, too. I was in a sheet on a rostra block, towering over everybody, wagging my flowing beard, brandishing my lightning bolt and thundering like mad. I even had the megaphone we use for sport’s day, disguised as a small, fluffy cloud. Nobody got a look in when I was on stage.
‘And,’ went on Mrs Axworthy, ‘you were Hansel in Year Four. That’s two main parts two years running.’
‘So I’m a tree,’ I said.
‘Yes.’
It’s my last year in primary school. This would be my last ever school play. My final chance to shine. I must have looked a bit crestfallen, because she took pity on me.
‘It is a talking tree,’ she said. ‘You do have lines to say.’
‘I do?’
‘Yes.’
‘How many?’
‘Goodness, I don’t know. I haven’t got the script with me now. I haven’t even finished marking up the parts. Do you really want to know?’
Yes. I did. I had a thousand questions. How big a role was it? Was I on stage much? Was I evergreen, or the sort that moults? Was I a good tree? A bad tree? A funny tree? A funny tree would be good. I can do comedy. Although I’m all right with the tragic stuff, too. You should have seen my Hansel, when I was lost in the wood with Gretel (Wendy Wallace). I made grown men weep. Well, that’s what Dad said.
Hey! Perhaps I was a wise tree! Rugged, ancient, full of sage advice learned over the years. Anyway, I needed to know.
‘I just wanted to know