Boss Butt: Mr. Doo Doo, #2

By S. G. Tully

Miles McBeefcake thinks he’s just being funny, but really he’s a bully. Although, Mr. Doo Doo has already paid him many visits it hasn’t stopped Miles from acting inappropriately. Mr. Doo Doo must tear himself away from the beaches of Hawaii to teach Miles yet another lesson. The problem is nothing works. It’s time to call in Boss Butt; a giant talking butt that delivers the mightiest of farts. Miles is in the thick of it. Literally; a thick, skunk fish fart. What’s he gonna do? Learn the lesson or continue being fart blasted.

• Language: English
• Publisher: S. G. Tully
• Release date: Mar 19, 2018
• ISBN: 9781386964261

S. G. Tully

S. G. Tully is an alum (2001) of Chicago's premier comedy institute The Second City and a founding ensemble member of The Second City Las Vegas. She toured internationally with The Second City Touring Company and has performed at iO (West and Chicago). S.G. Tully has been performing, writing, directing and teaching improvisation since 1994. She was always taught not to go blue (potty humor). But after having a son, she realized how funny potty humor can be.

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I’m bored. I want screen time! 

No, yells my mean Mom.

I wanna play date!

No.

I wanna new toy!

Miles McBeefcake, stop whining and go play with your little brother.

No way. I am not playing with him. He’s pure evil. He steals my stuff and lies to get me in trouble. Then I get the most brilliant idea EVER! Laundry sledding! It’s so dangerous I’ll totally get famous.

I dump out the smelly clothes and take the laundry basket to the top of the stairs. Whoa, it’s really steep, but I ain’t no chicken. I climb in and zoom down the stairs! But how am I gonna stop? CRASH! BOOOM! BANG!!! With my face.

My mean Mom says my stunt was mind-blowingly stupid. I think it was