‘SOMETHING UNEXPECTED HAPPENS’
Some parents run a tight ship, but just like the tongue-in-cheek meme, it’s fair to say I run a pirate ship: there’s swearing and drinking (me) and occasional mutiny from the tiny crew I created (them).
As mum to Bluebell, 11, Max, seven, Marigold, five, and Violet, two, I constantly feel like I’m being pulled in four different directions. Every single day is about little people and keeping them alive.
Me and my husband Rob, 44, often say it feels like the kids rule the roost, so when I decided to let them take over and give me ‘orders’
