Adventures of Mazaru, the Space Monkey Pirate
By Lyndon Perry
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This short collection of five stories features Mazaru, the Space Monkey Pirate, and his human sidekick, Captain Ed Drake, as they adventure across the galaxy to confront the King of the Space Monkey Pirates himself. This bit of clean and whimsical "space opera lite" is about 30 pages in length.
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Adventures of Mazaru, the Space Monkey Pirate - Lyndon Perry
Adventures of Mazaru,
the Space Monkey Pirate
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Five Space Monkey Tales
by Lyndon Perry
Copyright © 2018 Lyndon Perry
Published by Tule Fog Press
www.TuleFogPress.com
All Rights Reserved
Table of Contents
Welcome
Monkey Tale One – Shock the Monkey
Monkey Tale Two – Thousand Splendid Monkeys
Monkey Tale Three – Space Monkey Business
Monkey Tale Four – Barrel of Space Monkeys
Monkey Tale Five – Space Monkey See
Copyright Information
About the Stories
From the Editor
Welcome to Tule Fog Press
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Thank you for purchasing this ebook. Tule Fog Press is my publishing platform where I get to experiment with publishing and promoting various audio, print, and ebook projects, mostly my own but also a few different writers I know.
My plan for 2018 is to release a book, novella, long short story, or collection of stories every month. Maybe even twice a month, depending on the project.
Should be a blast. Lots of excitement in the pipeline!
Some projects you can look forward to include Tule Fog Tales, a magazine of five or six speculative stories released every other month or so; a project called Princess and the Zombie, a collection of ‘Billy Farnsworth, Zombie Hunter’ stories; the second book in my ‘Mack the Magical Cat’ cozy mystery series called, Ma Tutt’s Secret Spice; and an Amish romance! Yeah, you read that right.
So no matter the genre, I think I might have something for you. Sign up for my mailing list so you can catch all the latest releases from Tule Fog Press. And again, welcome! I hope you enjoy Adventures of Mazaru, the Space Monkey Pirate.
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Monkey Tale One
Shock the Monkey
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You strapped in?
Captain Ed Drake asked his old friend, Mazaru.
The space monkey fumbled with his pair of seat belts helplessly.
Eee eeek,
he finally eeeked out, as space monkeys are prone to do.
Quit complaining, it’s regulations even for experienced space travelers like you.
Drake shook his head and then fiddled with the straps, tightening them across the small torso of his (honorary) co-captain. Mazaru wouldn’t know the first thing about flying The Bullet, their galactic long haul freighter. But it did wonders for the chimp’s self-esteem to call him Cap’n every now and then.
Ooo ooo eee.
"Yeah, okay. When we