Vampires and Devillinati: Lash Them till...Laughs!

By George Radu Rospinus

This eBook comprises a collection of political and social pamphlets I have published before, separately, all of them being revised and improved in order to meet the reader”s requirements. The subjects of my pamphlets are the financial Crisis which affected the entire world in 2008, the so called „invasion” of the „poor vampires” from Dracula’s Land into United Kingdom at the and of 2012, a humorous outlook „vampire style” of the famous meme with the „Czar” Putin riding a bear, the visitation of Chinese President „Jinping XI” in United Kingdom, the „Brexit” evolution, the latest American elections, the Pokemon phenomenon in a political „vampire view” and Vampy News, all these in a sharp "vampire" satire...
Because it’s hard to described all those stories containing a lot of caricatures in Photoshop, in a few words, in order to figured out what it’s all about there, I will extract some excerpts here, allowing you to see the style of my pamphlets:
In these grey times, when the scale of democracy is so high or so low, as the Secret Services allows and many states and internationals organizations seems to be led by Devillinati’s agents and the Europe Union, by the Bilderberg puppets and Soros’s army, let’s hope we will resist and we will fight all the ways...and I have chosen the humor satire and pamphlet, lashing them till...laughs! I hope...
I didn’t forget that nice and strongly attitude, all these chiefs of states have had in the Charlie Hebdo’s case, defending the freedom of expression, I rely on it hoping that we will laugh together with my readers...The laugh makes you more human, honorable presidents, queens and kings, emperors, princes and premiers, komissars, agents and superstars...”Je suis Charlie” and let’s laugh together... if you can!”
„OK, boss! said Mr. Rotschildberg Junior. We will pump more money in the real estates, then we will trigger the crisis here, failing some banks in order to spread the panic to the world and our money from FED in our main banks, pretending to help them through many bail out forms. Then, we will export the crisis in Europe and using the debts crisis, euro crisis and the austerity, like vectors of pressure, we will try to transform that poor union in a federal state led by our puppets...”
„Hallo, colega! said the old Russian harbinger...The former president Putin, the actual prime- minister Putin and the next president Putin sent us here to help America and its tired dollar, to survive this shit and to replace him with our ruble!...Our ruble is now very strong, stronger than Gorbachev vodka or your shitty whiskey...
„Oui, meine Frau! said almost crying, Mr. Frankozy, but I have lost the elections... ”L’Hollande qui s’en vole”, au diable (The flying Dutchman, to hell). Our gadget Merkozy is gone...I feel like I am crying! And my uncle is in Africa...
Wait, wait...what he said? His uncle is in Africa? EEW! Maybe the president Qaddafi with those 50 millions bucks in that campaign? He is no more, there? Americans, first? Ma’am Hillary? We came, we saw, he died! American humor and bad karma, that’s it! Au revoir, little cock!...
”What will happen to the end of this year? At the end of this year, the people from Dracula’s Land, the “poor vampires” of the Europe Union will invade your land with the permission of our EU Mamma! And we don’t want your blood! No, dear Sirs! The times have changed and our habits, too! It’s Crisis, “Austerity uber alles”, as the Iron Frau enacted...WE WANT YOUR SOCIAL ASSISTANCE, WE WANT YOUR MONEY!!!”
"What a big deal to ride a bear, half-naked? said Iron Frau...When I was young, I was riding one every night, fully naked!”
"It was awesome, to see Miley on Instagram, fighting with her tears dripping on her little nose, like that big wrecking ball between her legs, then on her out tongue, falling over that big dildo costume she wears today, almost crushing her beloved animal. How lucky with that dildo!”

• Language: English
• Publisher: George Radu Rospinus
• Release date: Dec 19, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370160051

George Radu Rospinus

Author, possible writer, possible, too late! My life: 30 years in communism, 25 years transition to capitalism, a perpetual crisis! My revenge: the humor!

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Vampires and Devillinati

Lash Them Till...Laughs!

by George Radu Rospinus

First edition in English language

Copyright 2017 by George Radu Rospinus

All rights reserved.

This work is licenced under Creative Commons Attribution- Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International (CC BY-NC-ND 4.0)

Table of contents

Introduction

The Short Story of a Crisis

A Letter from a Poor Vampire for the People of Albion

Riding a Bear – Czar’s Challenge

Drinking a Beer with an Emperor

Brexit, American Elections, Pokemon and Vampy News

Connect with George Radu Rospinus

Introduction

This eBook comprises all my 5 political pamphlets published before in electronic format starting from 2013, namely: The short story of a crisis, A letter from a poor vampire for the people of Albion, Vampires and Devillinati – Brexit, American election, Pokemon and Vampy news, Drinking a beer with an Emperor and Riding the bear – Czar’s challenge.

All these pamphlets were revised and improved, as I gathered more experience and more knowledge about writing and publishing eBooks and about processing the pictures in Photoshop, knowledge acquired by learning myself from the internet and from the free guides offered by those platforms.

But how it comes this desire to learn such things at this age, when some people think to retirement and after my whole life I have done a totally different job?...Well, a clear reason is the Crisis my friends, the famous Crisis from 2008, started in the USA following the so called „real estate bubble and propagated by the bankruptcy of the Lehman Brothers bank through Europe and through the whole world, affecting millions of citizens from all these states, including the citizens of Dracula’s Land and including myself, I have to recognize, „the honourable banks selling my mortgages, both on my company and on my private property...

As follows, I left without any income and with a lot of debts to be payed to my friends, kins and kiths, all of them discovering suddenly, how „a jerk" they had around them...But, somehow, we managed to survive (Thanks, son!) and we didn’t fall like others...Now, I am looking at all those things with a kind of detachment and I am trying to find my calm and humour, lost together with my former properties and to recover myself and even more, to start a new kind of job, unthinkable before for me: to write books, remembering that I was subscribed to my village’s library, before I went to school and I have read more than a thousand books, till I was fifteen year old, from that library...

As I told you, I have learnt to use Microsoft Office, to format documents, to create covers in order to publish on line for all kind of devices like tablets, phones, laptops, PC in EPUB format, Mobi, PDF, RTF etc. or even to be printed, some of them...I have learnt to use Photoshop and I have reminded my written English from my youth learnt to university...And I will write hereinafter, as long as I live, to the dismay of my wife, (who was telling me „You have done nothing in the last three years!, omitting the former 35 years when she...Forget it! better...), now she being at the apogee of her economist’s career, working like a Super Nanny in France, praised by her friends whose advices she obeyed before at home, always telling me, especially in the last years, a strong NO to all my attempts to avoid this bad situation we got in, as she should known that I have another „mission in this life...

So, I have to say Thanks to my wife and to her „friends for their valuable advices, without you I wouldn't get in this situation to start to write, you deserve to be remind in my preface... It seems that, according to you, the success key is to get out of ruck based on multiple relations, made and cultivated by all kind of means (and you know what I mean, ma Cherie), but all these can’t be applied now to you, ma Cherie, it’s too late: connections with the former „securists you didn’t had, I hope, in the Masonry you was not a member, I hope and you didn’t became a snitcher to give reports in the morning, I hope...and I was not a wonk to fall in the first „hole being amazed on and on, after so many years, what a „treasure I have found there...A little bit of masonry combined with much more mendacity, it may do a lot of harm to the family, ma cherie...Your old family!...But, under their protective wings, you could be lucky to find a new one or at least one „Macron in France, after Brigitte, everything being possible...Or, better to go on with a „menage a trois in your new family, French style... learning to sing all together „Ma France, walking to the luminous future and letting to the hell the ugly past and the debts, hoping they will not get you from behind... Sorry for my roughly style of writing, I grow up in a village and you may see it: when I write it looks like I use the hoe...but, I suppose you don’t even think I am able to write something! Next time, I promise to be more subtle, my frustrations having still, some influences...or better to ignore you all my former friends, as you have done with me, in the last years...HASTA LA VISTA, AMIGOS!...and just keep my wife too, in her new family or that „menage...

But, forget my own short story and let’s go on with our stories about Europe, more precisely about Europe Union, to which we belong, an Union overwhelmed by all kind of crisis and suffocated by austerity, whose dervishes, led by this consequently Iron Frau, are rolling and rolling again the austerity’s club, crushing in their ritualistic dance European nations and states, after they pumped with generosity hundreds of billions euros in the „poor banks" to save them...

Looking at the Union’s evolution and the way it is organized and led by those „deadpan faces which we called Komissars, in front with their unelected president, a question appears in your mind: are they willing to help and save this Union and the belonging nations or they are simple „Bilderberg puppets (as theory of conspiracy says) which are using „the debts crisis, ‚euro crisis and the „austerity" like vectors of pressure to decompose the states into simple regions without sovereignty and the nations into simple individuals without nationality, in order to be more easier to be dominated in a federative state of Europe, which is the dream of Devillinati?...

And the last events seems to confirm these things, in spite of the shock of Brexit and the apparent vulnerability of the Union because of this, Devillinati having always a plan B, even worse than the former one, ready to do anything to fulfill their agenda...

So, in these moments, volens-nolens, we must to be implied in a way, if we don’t want that we and our children to become Devillinati’s slaves...and we thought that the LAUGHTER could be a good weapon in the Evil’s way, helping to expose them and their devilish plans. In these grey times, when the scale of democracy is so high or so low, as the Secret Services allows and many states and internationals organizations seems to be led by Devillinati’s agents and the Europe Union by the Bilderberg puppets and Soros’s army, let’s hope we will resist and we will fight all the ways...and I have chosen the humor satire and pamphlet, lashing them till...laughs! I hope...

I didn’t forget that nice and strongly attitude, all these chiefs of states have had in the Charlie Hebdo’s case, defending the freedom of expression, I rely on it hoping that I will not become a hunting target for them and on the contrary, we will laugh together with my readers…The laughs makes you more human, honourable presidents, queens and kings, emperors, princes and premiers, komissars, agents and superstars…Je suis Charlie and let’s laugh together… if you can!

As many times you will hear about terrorism and antiterrorism, Big Brother laws, Syria war, Iraq war, ISIS, Daesh, Bokoharam, refugees, mandatory quotas of refugees, crisis, austerity, microchips, mandatory vaccination, political correctness, OMG food, global warming, Chemtrails, civil society, foundations, LGBTQ rights, big pharma, fighting corruption, anti corruption, fake news etc., please pay attention to them and don’t trust so easy the mainstream media, because behind them and those words you will find always the Devillinati and their corporations and banks, grinning satisfied and following their Agenda…but we have our Agenda: LASH THEM TILL…LAUGHS!

And don’t forget one thing: WE ARE A LOT AND THEY A FEW!...We have to disclose them and to bring them to the light from the darkness they live, to see their ugly faces and to disclose their abject plans to all those living in the light and to make them understand that Devillinati exist, it’s not only a Theory of conspiracy, how they pretend…They are here, they have those plans to dominate the world and they will do everything to fulfil their plans! The death becomes a banality in their infamous plans and the simplest way to get their goal…

Let’s start