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Brain Quest: A Fantastic Voyage through the Progressive Mind
Brain Quest: A Fantastic Voyage through the Progressive Mind
Brain Quest: A Fantastic Voyage through the Progressive Mind
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Brain Quest. The Re-Quest Edition 2024. Mission Nemo simply must succeed. If the crew of the Super Small Miniaturized Nano-like Operations Wessel S. S. Minnow fails to destroy the inoperable Anti-Capitalist Coagulum lodged in Morris Moore's progressive brain, how will General De Klein's Federal Department of Antidotes operatives at SUCFACE Mission Control find out if Leftylometazoline (AKA LeftX) really works? Would this usher in the final stage of the liberal clerisy’s clandestine collectivist conspiracy to abolish our few remaining individual freedoms forever? That would not please the PI (the President Itself) one microscopic little bit.

Join Major Miles Stone and his seductive crew on their miniaturized mission through the left and lefter hemispheres of the progressive brain. Their fantastic voyage is a race against time that takes them through such redoubtable regions as the Clinton Vortex, the Che Guevara Gray Area and the Obama Trauma Center. Here they bravely confront such anatomical monstrosities as the Fantasist Frontalis, the Hyperbolthalamus and the dreaded Pious Aspiration Node. Their progressive brain journey only gets progressively worse as they are repeatedly attacked by repulsive swarms of Nanny Neurons, Doomsday Dendrons, Robin Hoodlums and the formidable Radical Egalitarian Bacterium. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, and their deadly arsenal of Passing Phasers, Millennial Mindset Missiles, Moral Busybody Antibodies and Condescendium®, the Minnow would be lost. The Minnow would be lost.

The tension never stops mounting during this thrilling tale of adventure, danger, suspense and romance. And lust. Will Captain Hanna Grenada's irresistible animal magnetism finally seduce the Major into experiencing something vaguely resembling basic human emotion? Can the all too communicative HAL 9999 super computer and his annoying eye drones really be trusted to operate the ship? And will the Minnow's Political Corrector Deflectors and Smug Shields hold long enough to allow Stone and his crew to reach their target and ignite the Liberal Bombast Bomb in time? I could tell you but that would ruin the suspense.

Not your everyday dystopian science-fiction political horror erotic action thriller, this bombastic bombshell of a book pulls no punches as it overwhelms you with its sensationally silly science-fiction slapstick and extraordinarily high low humor. Purchase it now before it is too late. Soon to be made into a major motion picture. Maybe. You never know.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherHermann O.
Release dateDec 26, 2017
ISBN9781370975112
Brain Quest: A Fantastic Voyage through the Progressive Mind
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Hermann Observer

Dazed and confused about Germany in general and Berlin in particular, Hermann O. (AKA Hermann Observer, AKA Clarsonimus Maximus, AKA Clarsonimus) is a mean, nasty and cynical old expat American who observes the world around him in quiet desperation.

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