A Geek's Guide to Unicorn Ranching: Advice for Couples Seeking Another Partner
By Page Turner
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About this ebook
New to Polyamory?
Searching for another person to date you and your partner together?
This can be about as tricky as finding a unicorn. To attract a unicorn, you’ll have to create a sanctuary.
Become unicorn ranchers.
In this guide you’ll learn
• The steps you should take before opening up your relationship to make sure you’re on the same page
• How to set a relationship agreement (including examples of actual relationship agreements)
• The different kinds of polyamorous relationship structures and systems
• Common pitfalls newly poly couples face and how to avoid them
• The high-success method for dating poly people
• Effective ways to manage jealousy and insecurity
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A Geek's Guide to Unicorn Ranching - Page Turner
A Geek’s Guide
to
Unicorn Ranching
Advice for Couples Seeking Another Partner
Copyright © 2017 Page Turner
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ISBN: 978-1-947296-03-9
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Thanks to those who read this book early:
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Elan
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Matt
Susan
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A special thanks to our Patreons
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Cover Art by: Cynthia Lee
Contents
Introduction
Don’t Be a Ferengi
When Someone Calls You a Unicorn Hunter
It’s Dangerous to Go Alone, Take This!
Discreet as Fuck. Keep it Secret, Keep it Safe
Eeny, Meeny, Miney Moe
The Wonderful World of Three-Person Relationship Structures
Trusting Your Relationships, Old and New
How to Meet Polyamorous People
The High-Success (Though Scariest) Method
Building Personal Security
Proper Care and Feeding of Unicorns
Go Forth and Love!
Sample Relationship Agreements
Opening Your Existing Relationship: A Checklist
Glossary
References
Additional Reading
Introduction
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
Minna Antrim
Unicorn Horn (as pause)If you’re reading this book, chances are you’ve found a great partner and are in a fantastic romantic relationship. You’ve talked things over and have mutually decided that you’d like to find another person to date together.
Who the Heck Am I and Why Should You Listen to Me?
These are fair questions. You should listen to me because I know quite a bit about being the third partner. I’m a bisexual woman who has dated couples (also known as a unicorn), as well as someone who knows multiple long-term stable and happy triads.
From those experiences, I’ve learned what differentiates couples who do it well and ones who… well, really should have read this book.
The first time I was intimate with a couple, it was a wonderful experience. In many ways, I preferred the unicorn role to being on the other side of things, when I’d been part of the couple.
When I was a unicorn, I was the guest star. The couple lavished attention on me. Wonderful dinners. Little gifts. Physical affection. As a unicorn, I began to understand what it might be like to be an only child (I have three siblings).
This couple positively spoiled me.
It was carnally exciting to be physical with not one but two new shiny partners.
And their dynamic was sweet. Their bond with one another was strong, stable. They treated each other — and me — with respect.
I was filled inside with my own well of New Relationship Energy, and when we made love, I felt their Old Relationship Energy with each other wash over me like a giant wave. I was the gasoline to their fire.
When conducted ethically, honestly, and respectfully, three-person relationships (also known as triads or occasionally throuples) can be absolutely wonderful. But skimp on any of those elements? You’re asking for disaster.
Lesson One
Don’t Be a Ferengi
Bear with me for a hot second because I’m about to get super geeky.
Unicorn Horn (as pause)Oh great,
my friend says. Another married couple newly opened up. How original.
I smile, but uncomfortably. Wondering if my friend judges me for my past. She’s solo poly, long single. And not open to couples. In fact, she adds, she gets sick even thinking about dating a couple.
I know I couldn’t get past feeling excluded,
she says. Like I was less a part of the relationship since I wasn’t one of them.
Well, you know I’ve dated couples myself,
I reply. And if you feel that way, it could be that you’re not cut out for couples, sure. But for me, it’s always been more a sign I’m dating a shitty couple.
I just know myself.
She sighs. So many freaking couples looking for a third.
Me and hubby are new to poly, the forum post reads. How do you go about meeting females who will join your relationship? We’re looking for someone to share our lives with.
I find that female
or females
in its noun form is never a good move. I invariably read it in a Ferengi voice. And I’ve yet to meet unicorn hunters with the lobes to pull that off.
183 commenters have already let the original poster know every other thing they find troubling or annoying about the post. Hubby
is such an infantile term, one says. Several others criticize her for share our lives with.
Because it’s so good to know she and hubby can tear off a piece of their own life