It's Horror, but It's Funny!

By Tom Downey

Horror can also be funny.
Do you doubt?
Then read some short stories that would be scary if they were not funny.

• Language: English
• Publisher: 101 Seleções
• Release date: May 24, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370581115

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It's horror, but it's funny!

Tom Downey

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Summary

The survivor

Midnight in the cemetery

The substitute of death

A sinister letter

Ghost hunters

Suicide pact

Bloody Mary

The vagina with teeth

The survivor

He looked at the cell phone – no network signal.

— Shit! – said Dan.

— Cannot we call for help? – asked Mindy.

— I'm sorry to say, but we can only pray now.

Mindy glanced at the door.

Outside, just silence.

Mindy hugged Dan, her only backup in the middle of that bloody night.

Dan, for his part, lost the fear of death for an instant as he felt Mindy's breasts on his body.

NOISE ON THE DOOR!

— My God, he's here! – Dan shouted, and hugged Mindy hard, too.

The knocking on the door got louder.

— Before I die, could I squeeze your breasts? – asked Dan.

Mindy answered him with a slap in the face.

THE DOOR OPENED!

Joe Crazy appeared with his sharp machete.

— Hello, kids! – he said, showing the smile with red teeth of blood.

He threw Luis's severed head at them.

Mindy started screaming, and Dan shouted louder than she did.

Joe Crazy approached, and the closer he got, the more they shouted.

He raised the machete