A Chat Before Dinner
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A record of a Zombie's rant about the trials and tribulations of his life as a dis-respected member of the Undead.
A Chat Before Dinner is a darkly humorous, 2,600 word short story.
Michael Kingswood
Michael Kingswood has written numerous science fiction and fantasy stories, including The Pericles Conspiracy, The Glimmer Vale Chronicles, and the Dawn of Enlightenment series. His interest in scifi/fantasy came at an early age: he first saw Star Wars in the theater when he was three and grew up on Star Trek in syndication. The Hobbit was among the first books he recalls reading. Recognizing with sadness that the odds of his making it into outer space were relatively slim, after completing his bachelors degree in Mechanical Engineering from Boston University, he did the next best thing - he entered the US Navy as a submarine officer. Almost seventeen years later, he continues to serve on active duty and has earned graduation degrees in Engineering Management and Business Administration. Fitting with his service onboard Fast Attack submarines (SSNs), he does his writing on Saturdays, Sundays, and at Night. He is married to a lovely lady from Maine. They have four children, and live wherever the Navy deems to send them. Sign up to receive email announcements of Michael's new releases and other exclusive deals for newsletter subscribers here: http://eepurl.com/eND22 .
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A record of a Zombie’s rant about the trials and tribulations of his life as a disrespected member of the Undead.
A Chat Before Dinner is a darkly-humorous 2,600 word short story.
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A Chat Before Dinner
It's a hard life, being a zombie.
No, really. You try one day finding yourself craving, not that awesome filet from