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The White Collar Club Handbook - Ingrid Lederhaas-Okun
© 2017 by Ingrid Lederhaas-Okun
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Let’s Call It Dormish Modern
Bienvenue au Marriott
is what you might encounter upon arrival at your Club Fed dorm.
The minimalist decor of your open space room is akin to your Freshman year Ivy League college dorm where you parents had the privilege of paying a healthy five figure sum annually, except your new temporary space will actually be nicer and cleaner.
You will be supplied with white cotton sheets and thick wool military issue gray blankets. On the positive side you don’t have to worry about cleaning or soiling them, like your 800 plus thread count Pratesi linens at home, so lather up those legs and feet with Lubriderm from Fed Mart before sleeping.
Your room will be inspected weekly for cleanliness and you will have a fresh set of linens provided to you, another two aspects of life at Club Fed that are most likely better than the state of your Freshman year dorm, unless Mom lived close by!
Speaking of cleanliness, you will be happy to hear that you have complete privacy in the bathrooms and showers. Like College, at the end of the hallway you have two large rooms and showers (individual showers with doors and hooks for your robe/clothes) and bathrooms (individual stalls). These are open 24/7 for your convenience.
In addition to these facilities there is ample primping space available. Some locations have hair rooms with blow dryers, curling irons, flat irons and hair sinks for the women (and some WCC Men).
You will also have abundant sunlight when in your dorm, as there are large windows in the rooms (remember, you are at Camp where it is civilized, bars are for zoos) to better assist you when applying your facial products or styling your hair.
Also, like the Marriott, you will have large ice machines and hot water dispensers in your dorm. It’s not Starbucks but you can begin your day with iced coffee and end it with hot chocolate, should you so choose.
Disclaimer…no two Clubs are the same. There are slight nuances (e.g. Danbury FPC has a salad bar, Alderson FPC does not) based upon how the facility is run. Many of these are privately run Camps. Yes, the US Government has outsourced! Your (for Profit) Camp is paid by Uncle Sam based upon how many days you are there, how many courses you take while on sabbatical, etc. So if you wonder why someone in Management at your Camp recommends you take a Beading Class, it’s because they get a fee for it, not because they want you to regress to Kindergarten art class.
If any of you have been watching OITNB in preparation for your journey, you are unnecessarily alarming yourself. What is portrayed in this fictional show is just that, fiction. You have total privacy when showering or using the facilities. There are no Caligula inspired evening orgies. The experience is more akin to a Nursing Home environment (think Scrabble, Card Games and Knitting) than Bieberesque escapades.
What you will need to get accustomed to is the vast amount of time you now have at your disposal. It’s up to you how to use it, but you will most likely never have an opportunity like this again to be able to do whatever you want for yourself.
WCCs are used to juggling a myriad of responsibilities and working (and playing) hard. There are no early morning or late evening conference calls to speak with your International counterparts, there are no fund raising events to attend in the evening nor any weekend sports tournaments that require your attention.
How you choose to spend your time is completely up to you, because as a WCC you will not be participating in the GED courses nor the Resume Writing classes offered to assist other Campers on re-entering the world post Camp (been there, done that).
The philanthropic side of you will want to assist with tutoring those less fortunate which can be very rewarding, but this still leaves you with a tremendous amount of time to spend on yourself. You can take this time to grow spiritually (hello Deepak Chopra), expand mentally (900 page biography…bring it on!) and tighten physically (Boot Camp has a whole new meaning at Club Fed).
Take it from WCC Hall of Famer Martha Stewart:
When I was incarcerated at Alderson in West Virginia for a five month term, they had a ceramics class and in the ceramics class was a storage warehouse room where I found all of the molds for an entire large nativity scene…and I molded the entire nativity scene.
Not Your Father’s Khakis
Khaki pants are a wardrobe staple for WCCs, whether associated with casual office attire or summers on the Cape. From a young age WCCs are exposed to khaki, beginning when their Mother dressed them in their first uniform for school to when their Father returned from a long day on the golf course in his best Greg Norman.
At Club Fed, khaki pants are worn for formal
functions (Dining, Working, Classes). Upon arrival you will be outfitted with several sets of very durable pants and, in an effort to take the stress out of dressing, matching khaki shirts. The clothing provided is a cotton/polyester blend, with an emphasis on poly.
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