Everand Logo

Welcome to Everand!

  • Discover millions of ebooks, audiobooks, and so much more with a free trial

    Only $11.99/month after trial. Cancel anytime.

    An Abundance of Idiocy
    An Abundance of Idiocy
    An Abundance of Idiocy
    Ebook15 pages9 minutes

    An Abundance of Idiocy

    By Olivia Champlin

    ()

    Read preview

    About this ebook

    An Abundance of Idiocy is a collection of three short stories that range from Supernatural to Modern Drama. "Would You Like Fry's With That?" is a Supernatural/Comedy, "Save a Bull" is a Sci-Fi/Drama, and "Spoonful of Sugar" is a modern Drama.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOlivia Champlin
    Release dateJan 29, 2017
    An Abundance of Idiocy

    Related to An Abundance of Idiocy

    Related ebooks

    Short Stories For You

    View More
    View More

    Related podcast episodes

    Related articles

    • Article

      Cast Out

      Jul 10, 2021

      Verity pushed back the quilts, rolled off her straw mattress onto the floor, felt for the poker, and stirred the ashes. The embers glowed. She wouldn’t have to go fire-borrowing again. Her chilled hands were clumsy. One glowing bit of wood rolled fro

      21 min read

    • Article

      Parakeet

      May 29, 2020

      Parakeet
      11 min read

    • Article

      The Space Between Us

      Oct 9, 2019

      The Space Between Us
      8 min read

    • Article

      Claim

      Aug 10, 2021

      In the tiny room that’s used as a staff canteen in Halden Insurance, you take two Ryvita out for your lunch, snap one in half, then put the bigger half back in your lunchbox. Maura licks the egg mayonnaise that’s spilling out of her sandwich as she w

      11 min read

    • Article

      Buying Freedom

      Dec 14, 2017

      There were unexpected difficulties,” said the dark gray blur. That blur sat in a pale blue cushioned chair, no more than a meter away from where Ingray herself sat, facing, in an identical chair. Or apparently so, anyway. Ingray knew that if she reac

      28 min read

    • Article

      Family Matters

      May 15, 2020

      Family Matters
      5 min read

    • Article

      Getting Up

      Oct 15, 2022

      Getting Up
      20 min read

    • Article

      Cricket League

      Jan 1, 2022

      It was an unusual birthday. Colorful banners blanketed the backyard. Kids chased each other through the grass. Adults talked. It all went downhill from there. My little sister was turning five. On her birthday cake, painted in frosting, was a fat, pi

      7 min read

    • Article

      Patched

      May 9, 2019

      Patched
      10 min read

    • Article

      Socks

      May 1, 2022

      Socks
      8 min read

    • Article

      A dangerous OBSESSION

      Sep 30, 2020

      “I wonder what the Queen dreams about? Apparently we all dream about the Queen from time to time, so does she dream about us in return? Perhaps on a rota system? Or does she have nightmares in which she is about to open Parliament but suddenly reali

      3 min read

    • Article

      The Family Plot

      May 7, 2020

      The Family Plot
      10 min read

    • Article

      The Memory Box

      Sep 26, 2023

      The Memory Box
      6 min read

    • Article

      Practicing

      Mar 15, 2018

      This would have been her favorite season in the Allegheny woods. The shadows of the trees were rickety, and the wind had sap in its scent. But last week, Ty had left; now one day decayed into the next. Their house was abandoned. Only their father, si

      18 min read

    • Article

      Comfort

      Jan 28, 2023

      Comfort
      8 min read

    • Article

      Now That I’ve Arrived

      Dec 30, 2020

      Now That I’ve Arrived
      5 min read

    • Article

      Gender Repeal

      Feb 6, 2020

      Gender Repeal
      6 min read

    • Article

      Two-Percenters

      Mar 10, 2022

      Reginah stared at the crystal vial her friend Twylea had laid on her desk. A gentle light bloomed within the desk’s frosty surface, illuminating the liquid sealed in the vial in shades of lavender. “Go on,” she prompted. Twylea could be annoyingly sl

      14 min read

    • Article

      Ongoingness

      Apr 21, 2022

      Ongoingness
      8 min read

    • Article

      A Gentle STIRRING

      Mar 13, 2024

      A Gentle STIRRING
      6 min read

    • Article

      Good Bones

      Mar 19, 2020

      Good Bones
      18 min read

    • Article

      Foxes

      Jun 15, 2019

      What’s worth happening happens in deep woods. Or so my daughter tells me. Her plotlines: In the deep woods someone is chasing, someone else is getting hacked. Hatchets are lifted, brought downdowndown. Men stutter blood onto snow. A cast of animals—s

      17 min read

    • Article

      The Big, Immovable I

      May 10, 2022

      “It just doesn’t make any sense,” Daphne said from behind her cigarette. “Of all the people in the world, I’m me.” Disinfectant, and the reek of the canteen food laid out on the table, brought back memories of school dinners and dread. Daph wore her

      17 min read

    • Article

      An Unspeakable Life

      Jan 10, 2022

      It was a perfect fall afternoon when Muriel found out she was pregnant. Tourists snatched up apple cider by the gallon at farm stands. Leaf peepers stood on the side of the road with their cameras aimed in all directions; wherever you looked, a quint

      12 min read

    Related categories

    Reviews for An Abundance of Idiocy

    0 ratings

    0 ratings0 reviews

    What did you think?

    Tap to rate

    Review must be at least 10 words

      Book preview

      An Abundance of Idiocy - Olivia Champlin

      An Abundance of Idiocy

      Published by Olivia Champlin at Smashwords

      Copyright 2017 Olivia Champlin

      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to your favorite ebook retailer and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      Table of Contents

      Title Page

      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      Table of Contents

      Would You Like Fry's With That?

      Save a Bull

      Spoonful of Sugar

      About the Author

      Would You Like Fry’s With That?

      Enjoying the preview?
      Page 1 of 1