Kelpie Christmas: A Paranormal Romantic Adventure: Kelpie Tales, #1
By Steve Vernon
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What brings Rhonda (full-time assassin for hire), Lady Macbeth (part-time assassin and full-time librarian), and a mythical kelpie to a dark wintry alley?
How does three against five equal three against two?
What secret is hiding inside of the Salvation Army cauldron?
All of these answers and more are waiting for you in this short paranormal romance shoot-em-up story - written for readers who HATE to read romance.
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Kelpie Christmas - Steve Vernon
KELPIE CHRISTMAS
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STEVE VERNON
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Kelpie Tales #1
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KELPIE CHRISTMAS
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January 2017
KELPIE CHRISTMAS
STAKEOUTS IN THE HEART of a Nova Scotia Christmas meant adding a heavy suit of long johns and at least one extra pair of gray woolly socks – not a particularly stylish look for anyone, but Rhonda somehow made the whole thing work underneath the added scarlet girth of her store-bought Santa Claus suit.
At least I think that she managed to make the Santa suit work for at least the first three and a half hours of our vigil.
My feet are getting cold,
Rhonda complained. These imitation black leather Santa boots just aren’t cutting it.
Forget about it,
I said. That Santa suit that you are wearing is a whole lot warmer than this elf’s costume. Lincoln green just isn’t my color.
You should have worn the pointy ears,
Rhonda argued.
If I wanted pointy ears I would call a plastic surgeon,
I replied. I like my ears just the shape that they already are, thanks.
Rhonda was my best friend. Also,