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    Amateur Grammatics: A Comic Novelette: The Tworld Chronicles
    Amateur Grammatics: A Comic Novelette: The Tworld Chronicles
    Amateur Grammatics: A Comic Novelette: The Tworld Chronicles
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    Amateur Grammatics: A Comic Novelette: The Tworld Chronicles

    By Kevin Partner

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    Discworld fan? You might enjoy this. 

    Amateur Grammatics is a novelette set in the Tworld – two worlds in neighbouring dimensions that overlap. With laughs.

    Look at this old woman, what do you see? Wrong.
    Gramma Tickle, elemental witch and possessor of a brain of rocking-horse proportions, takes a trip to the seaside to remind the sea of its obligations to her family. This year, however, she finds herself trying to faggle out a mystery. Why did a little doggie washed up on the beach neither live nor die? The answer lies in the fairground at the end of the pier, but does she have the courage to face the House of Fear? What do you think?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherKevin Partner
    Release dateDec 16, 2016
    ISBN9781386930204
    Amateur Grammatics: A Comic Novelette: The Tworld Chronicles
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    Kevin Partner

    Kevin Partner has been programming computers since 1983 when he bought his first ZX Spectrum and learned BASIC. He's been a professional programmer since the mid 1990s and has been a contributer to PCPro Magazine since 1995. Kevin has an Honours degree in technology and has mastered dozens of programming languages. He is a massive advocate of the Raspberry Pi which he sees as the ideal gateway into programming

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