Live!
From the bad restaurant that your parent's "swore by", but at least they have never ending french fries and bottomless drinks, inside the velvet honeymoon suite
It's...
COCKTAILS WITH HEATHER!
Starring
Papaya Streptocaucus
Heather Michael McDonald
and Assy McGee

On today's show...
We review Pacific Oasis Reef Break Red wine.
We begin looking for Mr. (or Mrs.) Right
The sex position of the day - The Corkscreew
The fetish of the day - Acrotomophilia
and our drink of the day -
Seagull Wine -
Stuff a dead seagull into a bottle of water then leave in the sun to ferment "for a while". It hasn't reached the shelves of your favorite store, so head to the North Pole to get your seagull on, or head on down to the shore (or your local car dealership) to grab yourself a bird and stuff it in a bottle.

Fun Fact of the Day - A large raindrop, about the size of a house fly, has terminal fall speeds of about 10 meters per second - around 20 miles per hour.