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    The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes: And Some Other Things Said By Some Stupid Ass Dummies
    The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes: And Some Other Things Said By Some Stupid Ass Dummies
    The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes: And Some Other Things Said By Some Stupid Ass Dummies
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    The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes: And Some Other Things Said By Some Stupid Ass Dummies

    By Dorothy Bigguns

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    Laugh Out Loud at the World's Dumbest Quotes. Read about how:

    Gay marriage is between a man and a woman
    See how unfair life is for a pop star
    Miss the importance of life by smoking
    Autobiographies should be written from beyond the grave
    Chicago is the 52nd state in the U.S.
    Chemistry teaches proper math
    War is, in fact, a dangerous place
    Poverty is an accomplishment to brag about
    And, much more hilarity!
    "After reading the things that the world's most famous and highly respected individuals have said, I almost feel like a genius. "
    -Ramsey A., online reviewer

    "Very unexpected!"
    -Concerned, online reviewer

    "I didn't say that!!!"
    -The Pope

    Everyone throughout the world has misspoken at some point in their lives and "The World’s Greatest Idiot’s Quotes...And Other Things Said By Some Stupid Ass Dummies" is an inside look at some of the dumb things people say. This book gives you some funny and memorable lines by some of the most famous athletes, celebrities, and politicians. The quotes are proof that fame and fortune come with intense scrutiny on every word spoken, good or bad. Some things can be said and taken out of context, and some thoughts aren’t articulated very well, and other lines are best left up to the imagination of the reader. Dorothy Bigguns provides laughter, inspiration, and motivation for anyone who has ever said anything asinine.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOne Jacked Monkey
    Release dateSep 1, 2016
    ISBN9781370121823
    The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes: And Some Other Things Said By Some Stupid Ass Dummies
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    Dorothy Bigguns

    Dorothy Bigguns is an avid shuffleboard player, YouTube junkie and a fan of all comedy. She loves to read, write and judge people that don't fart in public. Ms. Bigguns studied at Ohio State University for one semester and discovered that schooling cost too much, so she dropped out to become a full-time porter at a hospital while pursuing a career in writing. In her free time, she volunteers at the local humane society caring for dogs, cats and rabbits.

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