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    Eats to Die For!: A Dave Beauchamp Mystery
    Eats to Die For!: A Dave Beauchamp Mystery
    Eats to Die For!: A Dave Beauchamp Mystery
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    Eats to Die For!: A Dave Beauchamp Mystery

    By Michael Mallory

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    It starts for movie buff Dave Beauchamp, L.A.'s most hapless P.I., when the tomato walks into his office. At least that’s how she's dressed. But the woman in the tomato suit is not what she seems...and the restaurant she's promoting, which is owned by a powerful religious cult, harbors a deadly secret. "Aided" by the voices of classic film stars inside his head, Dave struggles to disentangle a web of corruption and murder, or die trying. Both suspenseful and laugh-out-loud funny, Eats to Die For! proves you don't have to be crazy to live in L.A….but it doesn't hurt.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWildside Press
    Release dateSep 20, 2016
    ISBN9781479422043
    Eats to Die For!: A Dave Beauchamp Mystery
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    Michael Mallory

    Michael Mallory is the author of the novel Murder in the Bath as well as some one hundred short stories for both adults and children, many of them featuring Amelia Watson and/or Sherlock Holmes. A Derringer Award winner and two-time Pushcart Prize nominee, Mallory has also written three non-fiction books on pop culture subjects and nearly 400 magazine and newspaper articles.

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