Fridge of SIGHS

“Who would have thought that William Shakespeare of all people would have known about my fridge. ‘When sorrows come,’ he wrote in

Hamlet , and I know it was him because I’ve just looked it up, ‘they come not single spies. But in battalions.’

It was weeks and weeks ago, possibly months, that I first drew Mr Dear’s attention to the leak. Water seemed to be dribbling out of the door. Would he take a look at it?

‘Humph,’ he said.

We had the same discussion