Simply the Best: Hello Girls
By john clare
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Girls growing up and showing off to the boys. A tease competition to see which girls has the best assets.
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Simply the Best - john clare
Simply the Best
This is a short read and is part of an extended series of full length novels called HELLO GIRLS about a group of girls growing up and discovering boys, and indeed themselves as they grow into maturity.
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Johnsie had never given any thought as to the manner of his death, yet even if he had, he would never have imagined it would be at the hands of a bunch of girls. Behind the door was every boys’ dream, and the source of his impending doom.
The girls had set him another task: Johnsie was to judge which one had the best tits. No amount of squeezing, tweaking, or sucking would save him. Only one girl could win – but which one? There were no second chances. He would never get out alive.
Once again the girls have Johnsie at their mercy as they navigate the path from adolescence to womanhood.
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Copyright © 2016 J Clare
All rights reserved. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is coincidental. No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means electronic or otherwise without written permission from the author.
Contents
Boobs
The Invitation
Bras and Breasts
A Tight Fit
We Need More Boys
Boobs
Mine hurt.
Why? What have you been doing with them?
I think my bra's too tight.
Lucinda shrugged. Why wear a bra? I dont.
Yes, but yours aren't as big as mine.
Huh. They're no bigger than mine.
Yes they are, and I need to keep them up or they'll start sagging.
Oh god, anyone would think you're a double D.
Well I cant help it.
Caroline boasting again?
I am not boasting. It's just that my boobs are heavier than yours.
You shouldn't have such soggy ones.
They are not soggy. They are nice and firm.
Then they shouldn't sag.
You lot are always arguing about who's got the best. I think it's all silly.
That's because yours dont grow properly.
Mine are small and delicate. Yours are obscene.
Caroline stood sideways to the mirror and smiled at herself. Her boobs were nice and prominent. I think they look rather good.
Mine are small and sweet and ladylike. Yours look like... well, you always were a tart.
Sour grapes.
Pooh to you. Anyway, he'll still prefer Isabel's.
Why?
"Cause Isabel's his