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    Apocalypse... Eventually
    Apocalypse... Eventually
    Apocalypse... Eventually
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    Apocalypse... Eventually

    By Emma Idiot

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    Apocalypse... eventually A Comedy of Biblical Distortions When a bungling mid-management angel is thrown to earth to find and reunite the four horsemen in order to destroy the world immediately... or soon... or (We can't find the calendar now.... Give us just a minute.) Um... well... Apocalypse eventually is: offensive Perverse Blasphemous And even Twisted. But we promise you'll laugh harder than you have since the beginning of time. Signed Some really Important prophet-type

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCheshire Grin Publishing
    Release dateFeb 23, 2016
    ISBN9781942182023
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