Undeadly Sinful: A Jeana Keller, Killer Vamp--er, Vampire Killer--Story
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A parody of gothic contemporary fantasies like those written by Laurell K. Hamilton, Kim Harrison, and Charlaine Harris, Jeana Keller is dynamic and proactive, with tongue firmly in cheek. When she discovers that Gus Rink, an evil vampire who destroyed her favorite boots, is in town, she vows nothing will get in the way of her bringing him to justice. Nothing, that is, except Aidan, a very sexy, dark, brooding vampire....
"Undeadly Sinful" is a short story. Also included is an excerpt from V. J. Chambers' vampire novella LITTLE SISTER.
V. J. Chambers
USA Today bestselling author V. J. Chambers writes about obsession, addiction, and agonized attraction. She pens dark romance and thrillers in varied settings, from contemporary to futuristic to paranormal.She writes fantasy and sci fi under the name Val St. Crowe.She lives in Shepherdstown, WV, with her boyfriend Aaron, their new baby son, and their cat.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A fun and engaging short story about a sassy vampire huntress searching for a rogue vampire while being distracted by another.
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Undeadly Sinful - V. J. Chambers
Undeadly Sinful:
A Jeana Keller, Killer Vamp—er, Vampire Killer—Story
by V.J. Chambers
UNDEADLY SINFUL
© copyright 2006 by V. J. Chambers
http://vjchambers.com
Punk Rawk Books
Smashwords Edition
Please do not copy or post this story in its entirety or in parts anywhere. You may, however, share the entire book with a friend by forwarding the entire file to them. (And I won't get mad.)
Undeadly Sinful
Of all the places I had planned to spend my Saturday evening, the crypt of the Head Vampire of the city was not one I'd even considered. But here I was. Two of Aidan's goons had grabbed me. Right out of the strip club where I was working undercover. No, I'm not a cop. I'm a reporter. I'm also a vampire killer. My name is Jeana Keller.
Aidan Noir was the Head Vampire, and it was at his behest I was in his crypt. He needed my help, or so he said. He was in for a surprise, however. I wasn't inclined to help vampires. I killed vampires. Even vampires who looked like Aidan Noir. Aidan was gorgeous. He had long, wavy black hair, eyes the color of the sky before a storm, and enormous muscles. He dressed like something out of the 18th century--minus the white wig, of course, because they were very tacky. Over the top, really. Even for the 18th century. Aidan wore a black velvet suit, tailored to fit him perfectly. The black softness hugged every curve and caressed every muscle in his body. His white shirt had frothy lace at the throat, and it spilled out over his chest. He wore black leather boots that came to his knees. Also, he had silver cufflinks set with diamonds and emeralds. His watch was a Rolex, which also had diamonds--one for every number on the clock. He had about five rings, platinum and white gold, set with rubies, diamonds, and emeralds. He had painted his fingernails black, which in some ways did make him look sort of feminine, but since he was a vampire and all, part of his allure was his androgynous appearance and homoerotic overtone. Every time I saw him, my breath caught in my throat, my heart dropped into my stomach, and my legs quivered and threatened to give way.
This was probably because he used his mental powers to disturb my body internally. Aidan wouldn't