No Guts, No Gloria
By Scott Sonneborn and Timothy Banks
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Scott Sonneborn
Scott Sonneborn has written more than 20 books, one circus (for Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey), and a bunch of TV shows. He’s been nominated for one Emmy and spent three very cool years working at DC Comics. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife and their two sons.
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No Guts, No Gloria - Scott Sonneborn
Dear Future Me,
I hope everything’s going great for you (meaning me) whenever you’re reading this. Because right now, your (my) life has been nothing but crazy since I found Dr. Frankenstein’s journal!
Yeah, if you forgot, there were two journals. Mine (this one) that I wrote everything down in so I would never forget everything that’s happened.
I only had a few pages of Dr. Frankenstein’s journal.
Like the ones where Frankenstein described where he found his monster’s brain, eyeballs, and butt. I may not have had all the pages, but I definitely had the grossest ones! But while they did have a lot of disgusting junk in them, they didn’t seem to have a ton of clues.
Clues I needed to save my family.
It was still weird to think that I had a big family out there . . . somewhere. Not that long ago I was living in Shelley’s Orphanage for Lost and Neglected Children. Back then, I figured I didn’t have any family at all. It wasn’t until the orphanage went out of business that I found Dr. Frankenstein’s journal.
I also found out that I was the son of Frankenstein’s monster! I gotta admit — that did kind of freak me.
It also explained why one of my eyes was blue and the other green. Why one of my hands was way bigger than the other. And why my legs were two different sizes.
Body parts from dozens of people went into making my dad. And he had passed down all of their legs, feet, eyes, and hands to me.
All of those people whose parts went into my dad probably had relatives who were still alive. I was related to them too. They were like my cousins!
Cousins I had to find — and fast!
Because if I didn’t, Fran Kenstein would get to them first. Fran was the daughter of Dr. Frankenstein, and she had stolen her dad’s journal from me (luckily, I had copied a few of the pages first).
With the info she had from Dr. F’s journal, Fran planned to use my cousins to build a new monster.
I didn’t have anything against monsters. I mean, my dad was one. I had never met him, but I assumed he was a pretty nice guy.
But when I said that Fran planned to use my cousins, what I meant was that she planned to take a hand from one, a leg from another, and so on.
I couldn’t let