The Vegetable Patchlings
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While you lie quietly in your bed at night, down in the vegetable patch there is laughter and play until dawn. In this humorous look into the inner lives of plants, Angelica Bordeaux makes each character in the garden come alive with its own distinct personality. If you enjoyed the comic spirit of Angelica’s animal tales in “At the End of Australia”, you'll love “The Vegetable Patchlings”. Come and meet them!
Angelica Bordeaux
Angelica Bordeaux is an entrepreneur and author who develops content for traditional and digital media. Focusing on the luxury retail, food and beverage, and pet services industries, Angelica has developed an exclusive, unique, and innovative line of products and services. This includes a range of fragrances, food and beverages, clothing, grooming products, toys, jewelery, and accessories for pets and their human friends. Having written over 36 books, Angelica is currently publishing the full range of her work to make available her eclectic output of writing and original photography.
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The Vegetable Patchlings - Angelica Bordeaux
Dedication
A plate of vegetables and dipEnjoy this intelligent book.
Introduction
While your beds lay quiet and your trays are filled with… There are some that laugh and play all night, and before the dawn came … one mentioned: remember to close the gate.
Vegetables are healthy and a must for all to enjoy, but this little story is a little bit of fun to continue to remind each individual person that vegetables also have character.
Lady GarlicCharacters
Spinach wears silly dresses and is found on silly girls.
Chard: Protective when bunched together, with attitude and resilience, but soft individually.
Garlic needs a bath due to scent.
No-Potatoes: Each hides themselves – thin skins.
Onions cry all day. Each always wants to be something it’s not.
Brussels Sprouts: Narrow- minded. This is a good thing, stick to one stem, but good friends – wise within hygiene.
Tomatoes are shy ladies, rouge in colour, and grow