The Second Book of Short Stories
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The Second Book of Short Stories - Lyn Funnell
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The Second Book of Short Stories
Lyn Funnell
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The Second Book of Short Stories published in 2011 by
Andrews UK Limited
www.andrewsuk.com
This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, resold, hired out or otherwise circulated without the publisher’s prior written consent in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published, and without a similar condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser.
The characters and situations in this book are entirely imaginary and bear no relation to any real person or actual happening.
Copyright © Lyn Funnell
The right of Lyn Funnell to be identified as author of this book has been asserted in accordance with section 77 and 78 of the Copyrights Designs and Patents Act 1988.
A Head Of His Time
‘Gadzooks, I’m tired!’ muttered Sir Percy, pausing beside a garden seat, ‘And I’ve got the devil of a headache!’
He slowly lowered himself onto the bench and carefully placed his head beside him.
It was a quiet area of the estate, tucked behind where the kitchens were. Not many members of the public bothered to walk around here.
Gazing critically at the leaves and the litter blowing across the elaborate gardens, his head let out a sigh. They don’t train gardeners like they used to, he thought. They’d have been stuck in the pillory for a few days if they’d neglected their work like this lot do! Then he winced as two boys dashed across the flower-bed, yelling, ‘Oy Mum, over ‘ere!’ and ‘Cor, look at that ‘ouse! Wicked, innit?’ One of them threw an empty sandwich carton on the lawn.
‘What have they done to our beautiful language?’ Sir Percy pondered, ‘It used to be a joy to listen to, but nowadays the harsh sounds rattle around inside the skull like a musket ball!’
He rested his hand on the head beside him protectively. Then he spotted the children’s mother, who was acting very strangely.
She was furtively looking around her, checking that nobody was watching.
Sir Percy raised his head by the hair so that he could have a clearer view. Then he gasped as the woman bent down and pulled up some of the carefully-arranged plants and stuck them in her bag.
‘Damn and blast your eyes, Madame!’ Sir Percy bellowed, but the woman couldn’t hear him.
He slumped back on the seat, letting his head drop, his thoughts confused. What was happening to the human race? They tore up his plants, they galloped all over the garden, they wrote strange patterns on his walls; they didn’t have any respect for anything! Why did they bother coming here if they didn’t feel any love for it? The stonemasons had laboured for years, designing and building Sir Percy’s new home. They’d been proud of their work, overseeing every carefully-carved stone as it was hauled up by ropes and cemented into place. And people had travelled for miles to see the expensive leaded glass in the windows.
Even the staff didn’t bother to look after their things any more.
Sir Percy had watched a gardener that morning, hacking away at the branch of a tree with a blunt axe. The