What If Humans Were Like Animals?: The Amazing and Disgusting Life You'd Lead as a Snake, Bird, Fish, or Worm!
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- . . . carried their young in their mouths like jawfish do.
- . . . were as strong as carpenter ants, which can lift 850x their own weight.
- . . . could stretch over 10x their own length the way that ribbon worms can.
- . . . had eyes in their hands like starfish.
- . . . had skunk defenses and squirted some stink out of their rears when they’re attacked.
Marianne Taylor
Marianne Taylor is a writer and editor, with a lifelong interest in science and nature. After seven years working for book and magazine publishers, she took the leap into the freelance world, and has since written ten books on wildlife, science and general natural history. She is also an illustrator and keen photographer, and when not at her desk or out with her camera she enjoys running, practicing aikido, and helping out at the local cat rescue center.
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What If Humans Were Like Animals? - Marianne Taylor
WHAT IF…
…HUMANS WERE LIKE ANIMALS?
Do your parents ever complain that you’re behaving like an animal? They usually mean that you are being messy or eating with your mouth open, but what if humans really were like animals?
Sometimes rats eat some of their own young to make sure that only the healthiest babies survive. If humans did this, you’d have to be careful not to annoy your dad! But it’s not all bad—there are plenty of amazing things you could do if you were like an animal. Before you turn the page to find out more, check out the ratings below to tell the freaky from the fearsome and the useful from the yucky.
WHAT IF…
…YOU HAD EYES ON YOUR HANDS?
If you are lucky, you have two eyes, which your mom probably tells you are beautiful. But what if you had eight eyes like a spider, or even a hundred like a scallop? Your mom would still love you, but other people might stare.
Handy Eyes
What if you had eyes on the ends of your arms like a starfish? Sure, it might be pretty gross to have eyeballs sticking out of the palms of your hands, but think how easily you could check around corners or read other people’s magazines at the bus stop. You could even read two magazines at the same time, if you felt like it.
A fly has two eyes, but each contains thousands of lenses. That would look kind of creepy…
One Hundred Peepers
Scallops are snail-like sea creatures. Some of them have a hundred eyes that they use to spot predators. If you had a hundred eyes, you could watch TV, read this book, check your e-mail, stare out the window, and watch your own back—all at the same time.
WHAT IF…
…YOUR EYEBALLS GREW HAIR?
Hairy Eyeballs
Honeybees have hairy eyeballs, which help them figure out which way the wind is blowing. Knowing wind speed and direction is pretty important if you plan to fly. You wouldn’t want to crash and burn before you got to that sunflower you’ve been eyeing all day. The hairs also help bees carry pollen and nectar from one place to another.
Half Asleep
A dolphin always sleeps with one eye open. When feeling sleepy, it turns on its side and floats on the surface of the ocean. It closes the eye that’s facing the sky, but the eye in the water stays open—keeping it in a semiawake state that allows it to continue breathing and watch out for predators.
A Real Eyeful
Here are some more eye-opening animal facts:
• An ostrich’s eye weighs more than its brain.
• Some squid have eyes bigger than dinner plates.
• Camels have three eyelids to protect their eyes from the blowing sand in the desert.
• Owls can’t move their eyes but follow their prey by moving their necks, which can rotate an amazing 270°, or three-fourths of the way around.
WHAT IF…
…YOUR EYES COULD SQUIRT BLOOD?
Could your eyes ever be gruesome enough to scare someone silly? It would be a cool trick if they could—though your victims might not agree. Here is an eye-popping animal trait you might find useful…
Bursting Blood
A horned lizard can burst the blood vessels in its eyes, and shoot a stream of blood a distance of up to five feet (one and a half meters). Imagine trick-or-treating—you are dressed in your creepiest costume, your neighbor opens the door, you take aim and—SQUIRT—you spray. Just make sure you get your hands on the sweets first, as people might not feel very generous when they’re covered in blood.
WHAT IF…
…YOUR EYES WERE ON ONE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD?
Eyes are always very useful, no matter where they are on an animal’s body. Your eyes are carefully positioned on your face so that you can see lots of things around you.
Eyes on the Side
A flatfish has both eyes on one side of its head, so it can hide on the ocean floor and still see. Great for a flatfish, but if you only had eyes on one side of your head, it would be very easy for a thief to