How To Have a Perfect Marriage

By Dicey Grenor

Penola and Lennon have the perfect marriage because they follow twenty rules that ensure marital bliss. Controversial fiction author, Dicey Grenor, has released these rules so that couples everywhere can benefit from them. In case you’re wondering—hell yeah, it’s fiction...just like the “perfect” marriage. Fans of Dicey’s work will enjoy this novelette’s explosive combination of nonfiction and dark humor. New-to-Dicey readers will need to buckle up for this tongue-in-cheek ride and expect the unexpected.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dicey Grenor
• Release date: Sep 15, 2015
• ISBN: 9781310308345

Dicey Grenor

Wife to my best friend and biggest supporter. Mother of two handfuls. Attorney in Houston, Texas. Author of sexy, daring, wild and risky books.

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How to Have a Perfect Marriage

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How to Have a Perfect Marriage

Penola and Lennon have the perfect marriage because they follow twenty rules that ensure marital bliss. Controversial fiction author, Dicey Grenor, has released these rules so that couples everywhere can benefit from them. In case you’re wondering—hell yeah, it’s fiction…just like the perfect marriage. Fans of Dicey’s work will enjoy this novelette’s explosive combination of nonfiction and dark humor. New-to-Dicey readers will need to buckle up for this tongue-in-cheek ride and expect the unexpected.

Chapter 1

You guys look so great together. The server refilled their water glasses and smiled.

Penola glanced at Lennon’s platinum cufflinks, splayed her hand in the air to show off her sparkling platinum rock, and sighed. We do have great chemistry, don’t we? They had the perfect chemistry.

The server’s eyes narrowed and her smile faded a bit, but she placed the leather folder with their check face down on the table and walked off without another word.

Jealous bitch. Penola looked around at other customers and the pianist clanking some tunes that were so old, they were moldy. Matter of fact, he was old. The piano was old. The low-hanging chandelier he sat underneath was old. The jacked-up price of their meal and valet service didn’t hide the fact that, although this was the best place in town to have a meal that didn’t include dog or cat meat, it belonged in a history museum rather than the tourist district.

She’d had enough of this scene. The problem with ritzy places like this was that it kept out all the rift-raft…and fun. If someone didn’t start dancing on one of the tables soon, she’d die from boredom.

She touched Lennon’s hand to get his attention from the server’s thick swaying ass as she left their table. Penola pretended not to notice his overly wandering eyes. As long as they wandered