The Wife, The Honeymoon and the Autosuck

By Mister Average

Mister Average, one of the most prolific, and naughtiest, erotica writers of all time, brings you his latest pleasure buster - The Wife, The Honeymoon and the Autosuck.
One reviewer wrote ..."I loved it! So much fun and so interesting." Who else could bring a bored middle aged couple together with a 60 year old honeymooning couple and throw in an autosuck for good measure? Mister Average excels at pleasing your mind, making you think about your own sexuality, and giving you a bloody good read that is fun and not too serious. As Mister Average always says... "Why don't you put your hand in my panties and pull out a plum of a good read!" Enjoy this short story - because he always enjoys writing them for you.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mister Average
• Release date: Sep 6, 2015
• ISBN: 9781310688324

Mister Average

Mister Average is a pen name of one of the most prolific writers of erotic short stories. Most of my stories have a message, or a question. Yes, they are naughty, but they often also present a dilemma. Most contain some love and romance, most of them reflect what we are like in our average lives. The characters are generally normal, average, people - like me and you in realistic situations, in realistic fantasies. I write about the kinds of things you fantasize about. If you follow me on Twitter you will find out about free days and discount coupons that I send out from time to time and you will see every new release. Enjoy.

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THE WIFE, THE HONEYMOON AND THE AUTOSUCK

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The Wife, The Honeymoon and the Autosuck

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Copyright © 2015 by Mister Average

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Dedicated to all those who fantasise – enjoy!

This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This is a work of fiction, the characters are not real. Please do not distribute this ebook freely, you can purchase a copy at your nearest online retailer.

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